I'm probably going to start researching and communicating with doctoral programs this week
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Saturday, February 2, 2019
wanna make this race fair Kappa
Mathematics:
The Ph.D. program places strong emphasis on preparation for research and teaching. Students must earn at least 72 semester hours of graduate credit and spend at least three years in residence at a graduate college, including at least one year at the University of Iowa. They must complete specific courses designated as preparatory for the Ph.D. qualifying examinations; pass the qualifying and comprehensive exams; and write a Ph.D. thesis. For a complete description of these requirements see the Graduate Student Handbook.what even is mathematics research
wow maybe i will go for this after all
Go to gaming college
By gamers for gamers
the only parts of game design i'm interested in are directing and enemy AI
No it’s college for playing video games
They teach you to play fortnite and undertale
and the only career you can get from it is nintendo treehouse or other testing groups
Not true
You can become a personal gaming coach
It’s more of a pyramid scheme then a college
the fact that that is actually a thing is very disappointing
It’s real?
yes
Someone stole my idea...
NO
I knew it
My idea was too good
G@M3RZ RISE UP
Video games are bad
No u
I still can’t believe this is real
And that someone had the idea before me
Teaching people to teach children how to play fortnite
its just preying on idiot millenial parents
Well yes
But
I could have made this business
I could have been the one on top of the pyramid
China took it one step further
sounds like a perfect way to screw yourself over if you don't make it big
You can replace engineers with robots, but esports players have secure futures. Literally a better choice change my mind
Their two fallback degrees are "Hospitality" and "Tourism"
Kappa
So you can become a hotel bellhop if you wash out
gamers'
do they have automatic pizza cutters
like in pizzaplaces
do they place the pizza under a machine
and it cuts the pizza instanty
I can speak with authority on this one
yes
There's a mexican woman with a dull knife
i was mostly asking you-
Cuts the pizza, but not the box
ok but
when the pizza comes out
slide the tray under the slicer
it slices
then placein box
perfect symetrical pizza
You ideally want to slice it after it's in the box
So if you could make a slicer
That stopped before cutting cardboard
nomore sibldings fighting over who has the biggest piece
also takes less labor
We could also just replace our Mexican with a white guy
Alternatively max, you just make a giant circular multiblade tool that is dull like the knife
Might make more even pieces
and push down from on top
You just make a short blade spooky
Gamers won’t make it in hospitality
you could use a super fast anime sword fighter
As soon as a minority comes in their out of the job
Also, who fights over the biggest piece
It's the one with the best distribution of toppings you want
>not cutting your pizza with your katana
Also a lot of gamers have crippling social disabilities
One thing gamers could never do is serve hot dogs
another question i have