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that was his doctor speaking

Think of it like a Phijkchu Make a Wish

is his doctor his dad or something

perhaps

I’m going to try and find a picture of the liquid quick

Man, I could never be a doctor

arent you one

I'm looking up all these pictures of people's fucked up legs, that they're too scared to amputate

If I could have final say over my patients, I would be

Fuck having to listen to some man bich about wanting to keep his dead leg

Rotten stuff is the main thing that grosses me out

None of it grosses me out

Like if someone never cleans a wound

I just would get angry at dumb people

And it turns green

It's called going septic

Well, unless it's actually gangrene

Man I can’t find a good picture

Rusp, don't take this the wrong way

But imagine if when you go in for surgery, they put you under

And you wake up to a doctor explaining how badly they fucked up

and your penis is gone

That would be epic

lets add that too

nice

"There's been a complication"

"We accidentally broke your penis"

You see, the penis has simply too large, drawing too much blood away from your legs

It had to go

That’s a problem I would never have

Better yet, they just reduced it

"We took some of the skin from your penis and used it to fix your leg"

And left you with a little stumpy cock

I think I’m getting a dead guys acl in my leg to fix mine

wow rood

or they messed up, and they decided to fix it by giving you one of the hotdog cocks that FtM trans people get

They're not taking from your arm?

That or a graft from my hamstrings

If you can get a donor, do that

100 times out of a 100 it works better with a donor

Spooky can I have your ACL

idk, I like being able to walk

And jump

And fuck

You don’t need it to fuck

What are you doing during sex

Doggy

Oh wait

ffs Rusp

You have to chase down the kids

My bad

Is sex really that much worse if you can’t go doggy

https://previews.123rf.com/images/miceking/miceking1606/miceking160600412/58516158-doggy-style-sex-man-drinking-beer.jpg

Just wear some knee pads

What could he possibly need knees for

thats spooky's favorite position though rusp

how else will he present his anus to another man?

my favorite position is upright on my toilet

why can't you just bend him over a table or something

so you are both standing

Oh right

I forgot about your kink

that dog is about to get suplexed

umbreon you are so right lol

You should request to get a canine acl Rusp

oh man

rusp

see if they can inverse your tendons, give you digitigrade legs

I should tell them to put some fishing line in there

just become a furry

wolf hybride

ask for a dog penis too

^

I was going to say tail

>tail

But penis would be far more lucrative

llol faggot

If I got a dog penis you two would hunt me down

no