banned-users

Depressingly

It’s actually me

Trust me

I’m a doctor

I actually sucked the stuff out of my knee myself

I siphoned it

nice

It was kinda weird to look at my knee while it was slowly deflating

What do you think the liquid tastes like

It'd probably actually taste pretty good Rusp

The meniscus that it

Lymph fluid would taste nasty

mMMMMMM

yikes

I should’ve asked for a swig

>asking

Be a chad and just drink it

I can’t get up and take it from him

weren't you

the one who did it

No

do you have multiple personality disorder

I’m not a doctor max

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Rusp, now that you're the cripple we have to plan shit around you

that was his doctor speaking

Think of it like a Phijkchu Make a Wish

is his doctor his dad or something

perhaps

I’m going to try and find a picture of the liquid quick

Man, I could never be a doctor

arent you one

I'm looking up all these pictures of people's fucked up legs, that they're too scared to amputate

If I could have final say over my patients, I would be

Fuck having to listen to some man bich about wanting to keep his dead leg

Rotten stuff is the main thing that grosses me out

None of it grosses me out

Like if someone never cleans a wound

And it turns green

It's called going septic

Well, unless it's actually gangrene

Man I can’t find a good picture

Rusp, don't take this the wrong way

But imagine if when you go in for surgery, they put you under

And you wake up to a doctor explaining how badly they fucked up

and your penis is gone

That would be epic

lets add that too

nice

"There's been a complication"

"We accidentally broke your penis"

You see, the penis has simply too large, drawing too much blood away from your legs

It had to go

That’s a problem I would never have

Better yet, they just reduced it

"We took some of the skin from your penis and used it to fix your leg"

And left you with a little stumpy cock

I think I’m getting a dead guys acl in my leg to fix mine

wow rood

or they messed up, and they decided to fix it by giving you one of the hotdog cocks that FtM trans people get

They're not taking from your arm?

That or a graft from my hamstrings

If you can get a donor, do that

100 times out of a 100 it works better with a donor

ACL doner

Spooky can I have your ACL

idk, I like being able to walk

And jump

And fuck

You don’t need it to fuck

What are you doing during sex

Doggy

Oh wait

ffs Rusp

You have to chase down the kids

My bad

Is sex really that much worse if you can’t go doggy

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