Man, there are some real wacky gun laws
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Monday, July 30, 2018
The bill also requires handguns to be in the traditional shape of a handgunno miniature crossbows
wait they are illegal?
didn't realize that
they should pass a law requiring that all firearms have fluorescent glow in the dark orange tips so you can see them easily Kappa
lul
Fucking rip me
oof
also
we know what brand of car pika's parents drive
Kappa
pika crashed
rip pika
this is the result of his driving lessons
The fuck did you hit Pika
Also, that tire should have been replaced 50,000 miles ago
The rubber was worn bare already
don't you realize pika's family are cheap fucks Kappa
I realized that once Pika told me the plan was for his entire family to sleep together on this trip
I realizedhow pika's bankaccount is so big
they skimp out on literally EVERYTHING
just so they can brag about how much money they "have"
genius idea
look at this PNG of my bank account
But how else would Pika earn our respect, other than having a couple thousand dollars in a bank
A bank which mind you, doesn't let Pika buy shit with his money
Popped on the highway
Currently on the side of the hifhway
i thought
tire probably wore out
that said
pooped
It's not too late Pika
i honestly thought pika took a shit on the highway
Make Max's dream come true
do it
send pics
Kappa
not gonna lie, thought umbreon was syren this entire time
man everyone in this cult sees with color
it's not like you changing your names and avatars all the time helps
clearly i do it to fuck with you
what
I also assumed he was syren
kek my dude
In a towtruck now. Talk later
wow
i knew it was you dan
bamboozled
also >calling a towtruck and not fixing it by yourself to skimp out
they probably don't have a spare tire
good point, they probably skimped out on the spare to save money
doesn't excuse pika from taking a nice healthy 5 mile walk to go get a new one
Kappa
Ww had a spare, was rusted to the bottom of the van
Could not easily get it off
So, your tire should have been replaced 50,000 miles ago, and your spare should have been replaced 5 years ago
I feel like you should probably take your car to a mechanic at some point, make sure the oil's still a liquid
Tire was only on its second season of use
Also we are alive. Sitting out near a canadian tire having them replace the tire
a canadian tire is replacing your tire?
Canadian tire is an autorepair store
ah i see
Back on the road. Be at a computer in 3 hours lol
Oh boy
Okay guys
what can we do without pika in 3 hours
This play by play was brought to you by canadian roads
Oh I’ve got it
I have to wait for him to leave first
Waiting
Fuck I can’t say if he doesn’t leave
Get fucked
