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Monday, July 30, 2018
It's not like this happens every time or anything
Reason why it's happening now, is that in 2013 the government sued the company producing these
Well, the government lost this week
Also, once again people are blaming Russia
This time, for our 1st amendment
wait what
The distribution of gun schematics is protected by freedom of speech, it was never seriously in question
Government was hoping to blackball the company, and bankrupt them through a lawsuit, but they raised the funds to fight off the suit
don't the 3d pringted guns break apart really easily tho?
The all-plastic ones you get a dozen shots at the most
But they warp due to the heat
Metal ones are just functional guns, but require more machining to print properly
Mind you, manufacturing/printing guns is illegal
Man, there are some real wacky gun laws
The bill also requires handguns to be in the traditional shape of a handgunno miniature crossbows
wait they are illegal?
didn't realize that
they should pass a law requiring that all firearms have fluorescent glow in the dark orange tips so you can see them easily Kappa
lul
Fucking rip me
oof
also
we know what brand of car pika's parents drive
Kappa
pika crashed
rip pika
this is the result of his driving lessons
The fuck did you hit Pika
Also, that tire should have been replaced 50,000 miles ago
The rubber was worn bare already
don't you realize pika's family are cheap fucks Kappa
I realized that once Pika told me the plan was for his entire family to sleep together on this trip
I realizedhow pika's bankaccount is so big
they skimp out on literally EVERYTHING
just so they can brag about how much money they "have"
genius idea
look at this PNG of my bank account
But how else would Pika earn our respect, other than having a couple thousand dollars in a bank
A bank which mind you, doesn't let Pika buy shit with his money
Popped on the highway
Currently on the side of the hifhway
i thought
tire probably wore out
that said
pooped
It's not too late Pika
i honestly thought pika took a shit on the highway
Make Max's dream come true
do it
send pics
Kappa
not gonna lie, thought umbreon was syren this entire time
man everyone in this cult sees with color
it's not like you changing your names and avatars all the time helps
clearly i do it to fuck with you
what
I also assumed he was syren
kek my dude
In a towtruck now. Talk later
wow
i knew it was you dan
bamboozled
also >calling a towtruck and not fixing it by yourself to skimp out
they probably don't have a spare tire
good point, they probably skimped out on the spare to save money
doesn't excuse pika from taking a nice healthy 5 mile walk to go get a new one
Kappa
Ww had a spare, was rusted to the bottom of the van
Could not easily get it off
So, your tire should have been replaced 50,000 miles ago, and your spare should have been replaced 5 years ago
I feel like you should probably take your car to a mechanic at some point, make sure the oil's still a liquid
Tire was only on its second season of use
