banned-users

Just use the worst pickup lines of all time

I’ve already established that that is not required

go for a run until you are drenched in swear. "Hey baby, want me to make you as wet as I am?"

What stage of grief are we at?

not acceptance that is for sure

Because if she said she isn’t ready for relationships to me then she won’t be with others

Nah I’ve accepted it but I’m starting over lol

Dolf

So denial

Oh boy

It’ll be okay

Millions of people get turned down everyday

I’m not sad I’m just confused

there is no proof backing up that statement

You’ll just have to believe me and my infinite wisdom

You told a guy he fucks dogs

You have no wisdom

That wasn’t me

to be fair, honesty is a virtue

I did a tweet right before that

so if you do fuck dogs, of course you should tell people

Than somebody followed it up

The thing is I don’t feel like I can say anything else to her on the subject because then it becomes me being clingy and rapey and before any of you say “are you not” no I’m normal not like the child fucker pika over here

Damn

to be fair, I was going to say it would make you clingy

Dolfin

Have we reached anger already

It's alright

I’m perfectly calm lol

If you’re going to insult somebody insult me

unlike the child fucker pika

who is

A N G R Y

It’s just my demeanor in the way I talk conveyed to text

I just assume everything everyone posts is sarcasm tbh

As Rob says you never know what tone someone is using over the internet

yes

Fuck you Phijkchu_Pikachu

clearly, listen to rob

The all mighty Robert Moran

I hate jews

I am bending over for you rusp

Finally

ey it's-a me a pikchjuh pikachu

Retribution for all the kids you’ve diddled

all 0 kids

But the thing is

Imagine if Canada ever did crack down on loli

He normalizes kid diddling culture

I would go to jail willingly

Now that I’ve told her after two years

I don’t know what step to take

And Pika along with the rest of the canadian """pedophiles""" were put into the same prison

One that is forward would be preferable

It'd be the greatest sitcom on earth

Because waiting feels wrong at this point even thought it’s probably the right one

I would just move on but apparently that is not an easy thing to do

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There's a good chance they'd get killed if they were actually called pedophiles

Dolf, real answer You are going to different colleges, and then it won't matter

Hey gent what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be working on the campaign? Kappa

Look, I am all for putting a bullet into pedos

The thing is I’m going to see her like every day until July 26th at this point

I just do not think of loli as child porn because it is not

probably don't distance yourself from her in case something ever happens but she shouldn't be surprised if you end up being interested in someone else by the time she's "ready"

Actually idk what school I’m going to go to so

holy fuck

I've been reading through a bunch of worthless reddit posts on D&D

Someone gave genuine advice

I would give genuine advice if I had any

as would I

There is a reason I said nothing the first time this came up

other than oof

Rusp, there's no way you have zero experience

i'm just using logic, it might be totally wrong, i don't actually know how people work

Well