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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Friday, June 22, 2018
and say a swear word anyway
canada goose
I will decapitate 14 Canadian geese
swear one more time and I swear to Muhammad you won’t be getting any of third mothers famous lamb
Kappa
Leg you fuck
stop that
Holy shit this guy is upside-down
I still don’t understand why she would say she doesn’t want to hurt me but proceed to do so by turning me down
at least she is not max and could say no
god, I wonder how awkward it would be to hit on max, she would just have to go with it Kappa
But at the same time it was like a not now not a not never
Just use the worst pickup lines of all time
I’ve already established that that is not required
go for a run until you are drenched in swear. "Hey baby, want me to make you as wet as I am?"
What stage of grief are we at?
not acceptance that is for sure
Because if she said she isn’t ready for relationships to me then she won’t be with others
Nah I’ve accepted it but I’m starting over lol
Dolf
So denial
Oh boy
It’ll be okay
Millions of people get turned down everyday
I’m not sad I’m just confused
there is no proof backing up that statement
You’ll just have to believe me and my infinite wisdom
You told a guy he fucks dogs
You have no wisdom
That wasn’t me
But was he wrong?
to be fair, honesty is a virtue
I did a tweet right before that
so if you do fuck dogs, of course you should tell people
Than somebody followed it up
Kappa
The thing is I don’t feel like I can say anything else to her on the subject because then it becomes me being clingy and rapey and before any of you say “are you not” no I’m normal not like the child fucker pika over here
Damn
to be fair, I was going to say it would make you clingy
Dolfin
Have we reached anger already
It's alright
I’m perfectly calm lol
If you’re going to insult somebody insult me
unlike the child fucker pika
who is
A N G R Y
Kappa
It’s just my demeanor in the way I talk conveyed to text
I just assume everything everyone posts is sarcasm tbh
As Rob says you never know what tone someone is using over the internet
rob is wise
Fuck you Phijkchu_Pikachu
clearly, listen to rob
The all mighty Robert Moran
I hate jews
I am bending over for you rusp
Finally
ey it's-a me a pikchjuh pikachu
Retribution for all the kids you’ve diddled
all 0 kids
exactly
But the thing is
Imagine if Canada ever did crack down on loli
He normalizes kid diddling culture
I would go to jail willingly
Now that I’ve told her after two years
I don’t know what step to take
And Pika along with the rest of the canadian """pedophiles""" were put into the same prison
One that is forward would be preferable
It'd be the greatest sitcom on earth
Because waiting feels wrong at this point even thought it’s probably the right one
I would just move on but apparently that is not an easy thing to do
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There's a good chance they'd get killed if they were actually called pedophiles
Dolf, real answer
You are going to different colleges, and then it won't matter
