banned-users

I should just show them my discord and claim mental retardation

ez way out

see, I could also the the 1.6km in 16 mins

It's actually ~17 minutes if that makes a difference Rusp

but not the pushups

oof Rusp has no leg muscle

or he has no stamina

Need to go for more walks my dude

or cut back on the smoking

idk, I don't think I'm that good at running by I can run a 7 without killing myself

I literally did the math

standard human walking speed would only take 19 mins

i think you are overestimating 2 miles rusp

You throw a ball

this was unironic

lol

Can you imagine that

i couldn't actually

I think 90% of the people here are out of shape in some way

you all would beat me

run donuts around pika

Me and Rusp would be jogging backwards to keep it close

turnip also likes to :3 alot

what does that mean

rp

:3

but

what

does

that

mean

role play

teleports behind you kid

nothing personnel

I call it being an annoying retard personally

but to each their own

It's pretty great

i would

die

literally

Women only have to do 8 pushups

I have a feeling you could manage

disgusting

Women also don't get drafted

And can just choose to get pregnant to avoid it anyway

Don't you remember back in HS for the physical fitness tests

Can you guess which column is for which gender

no but I can guess which rows fuck

bottom 2

The table doesn't do boys and girls side by side because they don't want to draw attention to how retarded the girls requirements are

But the bottom row is for 17 year old boys/girls

I just realized, I think the military has lower requirements then this HS fitness test

Getting an A in gym is harder than joining the army

Well in the army you're required to do constant training after joining

idk, the different gender requirements seem fairly reasonable to me...although I'd definitely fail for either one

if they keep dropping things to speed it up, we might get the 1 mil

While the threat of nuclear annihilation is somewhat scary, getting drafted isn't that big of a deal. In the U.S. military at least, there are dozens of 8/9-5 jobs that don't involve being shot at. Just don't be retarded and score decently on your aptitude tests, then sit in an office while the infantry go die.

And there's a difference between rp'ing and meta-trolling. You just hate things that you don't understand, Pika.

Joining the military in the U.S. is also a way to get free health care and education because this country is retarded.

https://i.imgur.com/J9arzAp.png

I'm not giving the context of this

I swear its reasonable though

>gay sex

Is rusp a trans woman too

Exactly, you need context for it to work

no

its something else

No, I understand it, you are just annoying me by doing it so often.

I only said something because of what you did to loveland, I was fine with letting you be strange until then

what

is there context

for what pika said

turnip