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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Saturday, March 31, 2018
i mean i do wear a shirt when i swim
that umbreon
wtf
close enough
what
well not a shirt
The only people who wear one-pieces in the west are fat and/or pregnant
but like a
Why is Japan so great
wait so will you wear one of those umbreon
SWEET
fuck
Wait, you wear a swim shirt?
i cant wait to dress up umbreon
yea what about it?
fire, move to canada and cuck max out of being the first one to meet me
Kappa
who cares anymore pika
that'd also cuck umbreon
i need to go to umbreon
so i can play dress up
welp i have my career planned out for me already
max's slave
neat.
Yes!
Max realized she cannot be a housewife without finding a husband, but can still pretend to be a mom with you umbreon
You can neet at my house
that won't make you any money
Kappa
>neet at Max's house
Implying Max will ever own a house
"my house" = my parents
umbreon can sleep in my closet
he only has to work for 2 hours everyday
as my dressup slave
umbreon just say no
its a good deal tbh
just make him sleep outside
sorry, i'll refuse that offer
NONONONON
HOW COULD YOU
SAY NO?
IM DEPRESSED AND CUTTING MYSELF NOW
good
sorry
NONONONO DONT SAY SORRY
IT MAKES ME FEEL WORSE
Wait Umbreon, if you get Max run up on child trafficking charges, I bet you'd get to keep her house when she and her family are arrested
I am also sorry
my condolences?
umbreon, you get to do lewd things every day, isnt that every males dream?
>Getting dressed
i mean, i don't really dream of lewd things
Being a dressup doll?
>Lewd
a fe(male) dressing you up isnt lewd?
>actually wanting to do the lewd things instead of laughing at them
I image you'd a be a shitty doll Umbreon
i mean, im not sure how you can mess up being a doll
I bet your hair isn't even long enough to brush
he's a total beta thoough
well thats a good point
well thats not true is it?
easy to dominate
Max, that's an insult to betas
He's an omega
But he's not into lewdness
is that better or wors?
He wants a romantic relationship
he's a Kappa male
anyways
holy fuck
rip the dream of having a dressup doll
that made me jump
power just got knocked out for a second there
LOL