that is not the same thing
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Saturday, March 31, 2018
who cares
we should just dress umbreon up in different costumes
everything is goth if you try hard enough tbh
yes, dress up umbreon
if i meet max irl, im going to be drugged and then used as a doll
umbreon how do you feel about wearing a japanese girls swimsuit?
good to know
Chokers in real life don't actually choke you...normally
that also
If you meet me irl, you will not be drugged, but I will talk you into it
how is that different from a regular swimsuit
they're just onepiece girl swim suits
If you meet me irl i will literally do drugs with you
ew
Win win
I would hang out with fire irl tbh
he is good people
i mean i do wear a shirt when i swim
that umbreon
wtf
close enough
what
well not a shirt
The only people who wear one-pieces in the west are fat and/or pregnant
but like a
Why is Japan so great
wait so will you wear one of those umbreon
SWEET
fuck
Wait, you wear a swim shirt?
i cant wait to dress up umbreon
yea what about it?
fire, move to canada and cuck max out of being the first one to meet me
Kappa
who cares anymore pika
that'd also cuck umbreon
i need to go to umbreon
so i can play dress up
welp i have my career planned out for me already
max's slave
neat.
Yes!
Max realized she cannot be a housewife without finding a husband, but can still pretend to be a mom with you umbreon
You can neet at my house
that won't make you any money
Kappa
>neet at Max's house
Implying Max will ever own a house
"my house" = my parents
umbreon can sleep in my closet
he only has to work for 2 hours everyday
as my dressup slave
umbreon just say no
its a good deal tbh
just make him sleep outside
sorry, i'll refuse that offer
NONONONON
HOW COULD YOU
SAY NO?
IM DEPRESSED AND CUTTING MYSELF NOW
good
sorry
NONONONO DONT SAY SORRY
IT MAKES ME FEEL WORSE
Wait Umbreon, if you get Max run up on child trafficking charges, I bet you'd get to keep her house when she and her family are arrested
I am also sorry
my condolences?
umbreon, you get to do lewd things every day, isnt that every males dream?
>Getting dressed
i mean, i don't really dream of lewd things
Being a dressup doll?
>Lewd
a fe(male) dressing you up isnt lewd?
>actually wanting to do the lewd things instead of laughing at them