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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, February 4, 2018
han solo was a trans black woman the entire time
If you call obi a trap im stopping this entire series
obi
wan
is a trap
Need to wait until star wars episode 15 to learn why solo is so amazing
Obi Wan Trapnobi
you know that red droid that malfunctions in a new hope causing luke to get r2?
youll know his story in around 20 years
You know that blooper when the storm trooper hits his head on the door?
Scripted
I told him to do it
though it would be funny
*there was actually an expanded universe story that made that droid be force sensative i shit you not
theres a reason the extended universe got cut
driods can't be force sensative NotLikeThis
sorry guys darth vader isn't Luke's dad, doesn't make any sense
obi wan said he killed anakin
Extended universe both had a lot of cool shit and a lot of bullshit
so darth vader can't be him
Jar Jar is lukes father
Checks out
Jar Jar spent more time with padme
the only "droids" that where force sensative where exoskeletons for sentient living crystals NotLikeThis
no it's because rob doesn't want a main villain to be black
the extended universe ben solo or whatever was so much cooler
I still have not seen the new star wars movie
can't want to see it and hate it
I haven't seen the past two
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Caedus
Even leg would admit this would save starwars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU-eNaOyekg basically all you need to know about the last jedi
Kappa
it would shift the target audience drastically
It would be so out of left field
I would love it
I'm retconning gender from Star Wars dudes, anyone can have a baby with anyone
I think the second Rey went down on all fours, feminists would lose their shit
Trigger is saving anime, they can save star wars too
Need to have all ships piloted like franxx, and all outfits in the style of kill la kill
there
star wars saved
I think all jedis need to be replaced with girls from sailor moon
and a plot like luluco
there we go leg
But make them traps
just give every character plot armor so they can never die and always live to make money
Replace the emperor with bopen
No more stormtroopers
just bopens
just make every character jar jar
ez money
Stormtroopers are now all hatrats
they tried in episode one
there was an army of them
Every character is bopen with jar jar personality
Also traps
didnt work out so well
redo episode 2 and 3 with jar jar beind plagueius
should of just killed the force in KOTOR2 tbh
Every character is the sword
I really want a movie based on what happened in the jedi purge in the temple
Just make star wars force unlished 1 the only cannon tbh
nothing else
Kappa
but have a 60 minute scene where anakin is killing younglings
My favorite star wars movie is gobos of pat
I unironically like episode 3 fight me
Also the only cannon movie as well
episode 3 is top tier
Where is our Star Wars cooking special
I also do not hate episode 1
same
fuck episode 2 though
it is the least good of the 3
i dont really hate any of the movies