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Sunday, February 4, 2018
the movie makes no god damn sense
its hilarious
Man, I knew disney owning star wars would ruin it
but this has been shit
Rougue 1 was good, but I hated the force awakens
Rouge 2 when
just make a rouge saga
they need to add some time loops
just make starwars but it is actuall the second last episode of sg1, played out in real time
Kappa
If they can salvage this Han solo movie, given they have 3-4 months, I'll be impressed
can we retcon 7 and 8 but keep rogue 1
just need disney to sell starwars to another studio
fuck it, sell star wars to trigger, we can have x wings being retroactively reesigned to require controlling a womans ass to fly it
anime star wars would be prettier
Anime Batman looks great, I can only imagine anime Star Wars
ah yeah, thats coming out this year
i see the solo trailer already has been in here
as soon as that first siren played i immediatley lost interest
but yeah the 2 directors they had originally got fired and the new one reshot like everything
it's going to be amazing
They are so fucked, I've been saying
i wasnt really impressed by anything in what we got
we need an obiwan movie with ewan mcgregor
Disney is going to kill their families for fucking up
So just watched the trailer
like mildly interested with han wanting to be in the imperial airforce
when is the meme edit after he askes your name that goes "I'm han solo" from the kinetic dance thing and just plays that
if they dont cast Ewan as the obi boycott star wars
rob owns star wars and directs the obi wan movie "So obi wan was a female this entire time"
han solo was a trans black woman the entire time
If you call obi a trap im stopping this entire series
obi
wan
is a trap
Need to wait until star wars episode 15 to learn why solo is so amazing
Obi Wan Trapnobi
you know that red droid that malfunctions in a new hope causing luke to get r2?
youll know his story in around 20 years
You know that blooper when the storm trooper hits his head on the door?
Scripted
I told him to do it
though it would be funny
*there was actually an expanded universe story that made that droid be force sensative i shit you not
theres a reason the extended universe got cut
driods can't be force sensative NotLikeThis
sorry guys darth vader isn't Luke's dad, doesn't make any sense
obi wan said he killed anakin
Extended universe both had a lot of cool shit and a lot of bullshit
so darth vader can't be him
Jar Jar is lukes father
Checks out
Jar Jar spent more time with padme
the only "droids" that where force sensative where exoskeletons for sentient living crystals NotLikeThis
no it's because rob doesn't want a main villain to be black
the extended universe ben solo or whatever was so much cooler
I still have not seen the new star wars movie
can't want to see it and hate it
I haven't seen the past two
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Caedus
Even leg would admit this would save starwars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU-eNaOyekg basically all you need to know about the last jedi
Kappa
it would shift the target audience drastically
It would be so out of left field
I would love it
I'm retconning gender from Star Wars dudes, anyone can have a baby with anyone
I think the second Rey went down on all fours, feminists would lose their shit
Trigger is saving anime, they can save star wars too
Need to have all ships piloted like franxx, and all outfits in the style of kill la kill
there