implying you do it anywhere but the mouth and ass
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Friday, November 3, 2017
you need to be smart if you are a paedo
are you implying that you are smart pika?
Kappa
No, that is why I am not a paedo
Pika's said many times he'd never do anal
also I have no interest in children
So I guess not
I like lolis because it is art, not because they are children
And smart pedos just take frequent vacations out to thailand
As long as they don't try to smuggle HDDs back stateside it's pretty low risk
The trick is, we need to prop up thailand as a super power, have it take over the states
then you are golden
This is why we can’t have nice things: https://youtu.be/Jcx_tUgVWoQ
fuckspiders
a spider just crawled under my door
burn it all down
normal spiders are ok
and now i sit in this hallway waiting for spider to come out
how large was it
like two quarters
the coin
that's enough to burn down your room
it was going to crawl into the bathroom, but i fuckin kicked the carpet and now it's in my room
the bathroom isnt big enough for it to crawl out the bottom
My room is
Throw something at it
I DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS
oh god
spooky
its hidden
on the right side
lol
Fuck you max
throw a chair at it
rude
Play dead
hire a hitman
Ditching a pathfinder session is rude
and so is holding a grudge against it
so fuck off about it
Somewhere out there, there is a man who likes spiders
Fuck that guy
that guy is me
hello there
Fuck you then
fuck you too
gusy
calm down
bipot wants to fuck spiders?
interesting
Bopit stop being a baby
Get a blowtorch and some hairspray
Saturday, November 4, 2017
Alcohol is great. That is all.
tire
jinny confirmed as alcoholic
Kappa
sinny confirmed for drunk
breaking the law
Okay, I drink some times, but I'm tlaking about my mom's coworker who forgot where he lived and htought he broke his legs
he is too cool for school
see leg
he prefers chaotic over lawful
chaotic neutral
chaotic fun
lawful chaotic
And then he hit in my stepdad and said “joe you’ve gotta let me lick your balls”
lmao
And when we dropped him off he tried to chase after some jogger
Oh and then “I’ve gotta pay the BILL” “John you already paid it. You had me sign it because you couldn’t”
literally everything referenced in this article happened in the comics and not the movie