http://www.businessinsider.com/club-penguin-shutting-down-mourning-2017-1
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Friday, November 3, 2017
So in other news, yahoo are apparently scumbags
sent out offers for jobs for uwaterloo coops, then took all the offers away
Didn't Yahoo kind of go bankrupt
May have dodged a bullet on that one
Apprently it is a good coop, bad company
from what I have read on my unis subreddi
Maybe it's different in Canada somehow, but Yahoo is up there with K-mart and blockbuster in the states
and borders books
Though, I guess if you hang on long enough, eventually the unpaid interns would become upper management if everyone salaried is fired
never get an unpaid tech internship
theres too many that pay well
I don't think a lot of these companies are really "tech" though
Not sure what the advice on internships would be for business majors
don't go into business Kappa
What about art history?
Are there a lot of jobs there?
you can actually do cool stuff with art history
Human sexuality?
Africana studies?
Man, I'm having trouble thinking of more useless degrees
I am sure art history has a decent career path to be honest
without even looking into it
entirely academic, or working at a measuem or something
but 100% I bet you can get a job with art history
also we can go look at the programs offered at uw and see what the most useless is
I know what it is
Recreation and Leisure
literally only qualifies you to teach gym, but you can teach gym with almost anything else
or be a travel planner
which again, you can do with anything
I'd have to be in a pretty rough place to consider teaching gym
Unless you moved to Germany, teaching gym there is an honour
Perks, can sexually abuse children, con, in 10-15 years it will come out that you did that and your life is ruined
that is all I got for teaching gym
I think they'd notice if there are multiple pregnant fifth graders in your class
implying you do it anywhere but the mouth and ass
you need to be smart if you are a paedo
are you implying that you are smart pika?
Kappa
No, that is why I am not a paedo
Pika's said many times he'd never do anal
also I have no interest in children
So I guess not
I like lolis because it is art, not because they are children
And smart pedos just take frequent vacations out to thailand
As long as they don't try to smuggle HDDs back stateside it's pretty low risk
The trick is, we need to prop up thailand as a super power, have it take over the states
then you are golden
This is why we can’t have nice things: https://youtu.be/Jcx_tUgVWoQ
fuckspiders
a spider just crawled under my door
burn it all down
normal spiders are ok
and now i sit in this hallway waiting for spider to come out
how large was it
like two quarters
the coin
that's enough to burn down your room
it was going to crawl into the bathroom, but i fuckin kicked the carpet and now it's in my room
the bathroom isnt big enough for it to crawl out the bottom
My room is
Throw something at it
I DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS
oh god
spooky
its hidden
on the right side
lol
Fuck you max
throw a chair at it
rude
Play dead
hire a hitman
Ditching a pathfinder session is rude