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Monday, December 5, 2016
the Magearna event is live if any of you have Sun or Moon already
Fucking umbreon
I am not made of time
sure about that? Kappa
I am made of space
lots of space
mostly filled with fat
but space nontheless
Kappa
maybe if you stopped eating pizza all the time, then you could make more memes Kappa
Memeology will be my second phd
gotta get quantum physics out of the way first m8
It is a prereq
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The second third fourth most popular Microsoft Paint related subreddit in the whole world.
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Fuck man, I have no idea if I am ready for my linear algerbra exam
I think I know my stuff, but have no way of knowing if I think correctly until I do the exam
and I really can not afford to give it any more time, need to prep for my calc exam
Oh well, guess I will just wing it Kappa
How hard can an exam that is 70% math proofs be Kappa
Sooo easy
how dumb are you?
I have lost about 20 marks on assignments throughout the course due to not being able to add single digit numbers
you just need to be less dumb than the proofs are hard
I like how classes are done, but I still have to show up every day this week Kappa
Man, guys, do you think I can pass an English language proficiency exam?
I have one of those on the 7th
no Kappa
No. You are shit at speaking english
I concur
Infact, I dare say I am better at speaking in French.
do it
Do it, no balls
Very well, I will write entirely in French
It shall confuse the person marking it so much, they shall pass me out of pity. Kappa
Sieg Heil
Bonjour, J'ai Mapel Adolf Hitler
Je Suis un Jew Gassier
Kappa
piglatin is the way to go
I hate that I have to write a test to show that I can properly write, that should be what my grade 12 English mark was for.
Just look at that, see it was a 90, and let me be foolish school Kappa
I speek engliss gud
Wait, eevee, what are you going to uni for?
Computer Science
shirt flushing
And that of course
But that is a throwaway major. So easy
Your school flushes shirts, mine uses dansi to clean our assholes after shitting
same thing, if you think about it Kappa
I had an entire CIS lecture on the history of videogames.
Best lecture ever
"I accidentally wrote "todays" instead of "today's" twice in my essay and got conditional pass. My conditional pass was solely because of the this error. I had to endure a 1 hour session of a lady explaining the difference to me. Don't make the same mistake.."
I swear to god, this is going to be me
What the fuck is your school?
a canadian school
My school gets a fuckton of asians
a literal fuckton
there's an epidemic of confusing possession with pluralization
Like, my english instructor said "I dont give a shit about grammer, I just want to know that you can write a paper"
or spelling
I mean, if you fuck up spelling while in word, you fucked up
I can write a paper, but if it comes down to the ability to not make 2 of the same spelling errors due to the fact that I am under a time constraint, that is bullshit
Failed the ELPE • /r/uwaterloo
What is the simplest way to commit suicide without leaving a mess for my family?
www.reddit.comI looked at my unis subreddit the other day. The last thing posted was the day after the election saying "Has anyone else seen hate messages popping up across campus?"
Again, uwaterloo, top school for shitposting
I noticed the opposite, messages about how we will survive if we just love each other
And then a week later 1 about how love is a lie and everyone just needs to drop dead
My uni is so god damn protective of the students. They invited Nick Offerman to do a show here and then asked him to censor his act, which was all about dick jokes
Seems standard
