banned-users

Before I learned of it, I just called myself a light nihilist or something like that

well

I did too lol

fucking this was my exact situation a minute ago

well

rip robs b-day

pikachu could just sing and we could call it a day

Kappa

use a tts

Seems low efort enough for me

Someone with a good TTS do it, and send it to me

make sure you ask him to make a moody bidoofs for our b-day pika

I will make a 4 frame animated video to go with it

Kappa

https://youtu.be/s3HmxOwmEJw SENPAI GOT NOTICED BY HIS SENPAI

Keepo

craters gonna hate

also, solipsism best philosophy

too lazy to google

ok google define solopsism

rip

I do not disagree with solipsism

ok google define solopsism

plz google

I have a sick setup right now

dont make me fuck it up

huh

I guess I kind of agree with that

I fully agree

then work off of the basal assumptions for simplicity

or whatever it is called

I think it is basal

ok google lmgtfy solipsism

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=solipsism

already did that leg

Anyways

you fuckers kept me up with trolleys and nihilism

Kappa

rip

You should just not sleep Kappa

how about one more paradox before bed Kappa

no fuck you

wow

ok

so

there are two boxes

and one has 1000000 or 0 moneys in it

and the other has 1000

I have memes for days boys

take one or 2

boxes

I do not care about money

I walk away from the boxes

paradox solved

but wait

you could play overwatch with that money

BUT

ok wait

1 more paradox

the shooting room

The first box is in a state of both no money and lots of money

until I open it

no

so that box is techincally both super valuable and worthless

Kappa

but it is backwards causational

Okay, but how many cats are in the box?

a group of people are sent into a room. Two dice are rolled, and if they land double sixes then everyone in the room gets shot. Otherwise, they're released and the whole procedure is repeated again with a new group of ten times as many people. (And so on, until a group gets shot.) You're sent into the room. What is your chance of being shot? Well, obviously 1/36, right? That's the chance of double sixes being rolled. But note that the vast majority (~90%) of people who enter the room get shot. (This is stipulated -- assume there is an unlimited stock of people, ammo, etc. There's no risk of "running out", no matter how many rounds the game goes on for.) You have no reason to consider yourself one of the lucky 10%. You have the same chance of being shot that anyone else who enters the room does. So you must all have a 9/10 chance of being shot.

MORE PARADOXES

add a gay nazi sign in there and we

ll be good

rip pikachu