autism

The world almost ended!

Now I'm putting them back in your tower young man

I leveled up

I'm good enough now

That's what you said last time

I'll just erase the things from the timeline this time

You can't

send a d-mail to yourself

Yes i can

They're time protected ™

by Arceus

are you a time expert

Yes

you don't know what you're talking about

Yes I do

no you don't

I'm a qualified time plumber

those don't exist

Yes they do

no time plumbers are qualified

Time is not a pipeline

It's a big toilet

and I'm here to unclog it

what kind of drugs are you on

and can leg get some

No drugs.

I'm the offical guardian of time plumbing master of the great land of the great arbiter of knowledge of time and relations with time ™

Yep

Chuunibyou.

Now, I'm putting your training wheels back in.

Before more of Pika's time goes away

I gave pika immortality ages ago

Proof

Exactly

when he dies he just goes back to the last checkpoint

checkmate

this isn't reddit:zero

and pika isn't a car

you know what I mean

now excuse me for a moment because I have to go fix a time rift caused by someone who actually knows what time is

I'm the smartest

https://www.shearcomfort.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Feature-image-Pikachu-Ractis-800x450.jpg

That rift could be fixed easily if you just used your training wheels

Pikachu is a car confirmed

I literally knew someone would do that when i said it

There's a car in my neighborhood

with the plate "p1kachu"

or something close to that

I wonder if anyone's taken Phijkchu?

Or whatever would fit on a plate

Oh man

I'd do that unironically, since none of you have cars

I think that plate has to reseeved for a white van though

None of us have cars?

one of

off*

me and you do right

I'd assume someone else has to

I don't need a car

Plus, every state could issue one

I can fly and/or teleport

We're the only two who would have to compete Max

Stop RPing Dialga

then change your name max

Never

Spooky you wouldn't take it though

And why is that?

idk

your job?

how much does it cost

per year

I think in VA it's an up front cost, and then $20 or so

gay

The thing with that

I don't wana meet rob fans

a very true statement

why did the author choose her as one of the finalists NotLikeThis