autism

she steals his time

I steal time gears

I'm saving the world

No wonder he hates you

Don't sorry

worry*

I will save the world

Oh boy, when does Dialga go primal

you just assume there are time gears to steal

Yes

If he does, perhaps I could acquire some of his semen Dialga is basically a big blue horse

I have three

Three time gears

Granted I misplaced one

but I'll find it!

have fun with whatever it is you're calling a time gear

Oh no! He's already Primal

He forgot what his own gears did

Or he never played mystery dungeon!

I got rid of them

Impossible

then the world would freeze-

Oh this makes sense

Yeah

you got rid of them

just like in the games, I collected them

I got the crystal lake one, the fog lake one, and the desert one

stop picking up my trash

I can regulate time on my own

Not without your gears

Remember the last time you thought you didn't need these training wheels?

The world almost ended!

Now I'm putting them back in your tower young man

I leveled up

I'm good enough now

That's what you said last time

I'll just erase the things from the timeline this time

You can't

send a d-mail to yourself

They're time protected ™

by Arceus

are you a time expert

Yes

you don't know what you're talking about

Yes I do

no you don't

I'm a qualified time plumber

those don't exist

Yes they do

no time plumbers are qualified

Time is not a pipeline

It's a big toilet

and I'm here to unclog it

what kind of drugs are you on

and can leg get some

No drugs.

I'm the offical guardian of time plumbing master of the great land of the great arbiter of knowledge of time and relations with time ™

Yep

Chuunibyou.

Now, I'm putting your training wheels back in.

Before more of Pika's time goes away

I gave pika immortality ages ago

Proof

Exactly

when he dies he just goes back to the last checkpoint

checkmate

this isn't reddit:zero

and pika isn't a car

you know what I mean

I know all

now excuse me for a moment because I have to go fix a time rift caused by someone who actually knows what time is

I'm the smartest

https://www.shearcomfort.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Feature-image-Pikachu-Ractis-800x450.jpg

That rift could be fixed easily if you just used your training wheels

Pikachu is a car confirmed

I literally knew someone would do that when i said it

There's a car in my neighborhood

with the plate "p1kachu"