autism

and then i reinstalled windows onto it

so it was all okay

I did accidentally click the wrong link when googling shit and end up on porn once

though

I destroyed my dads computer by downloading Minecraft mods

Why did your grandmother have a computer

Good times

once again proving mods are bad

1 point to pikachu

church emails

gota get those prayer chains

Ah, that makes sense I couldn't think of a use an elderly woman would have for a computer

she still has a computer

but uh

i checked her email like a month ago

I sold my grandma my old laptop

she hasn't got an email

when I upgraded like 7 years ago

in like 2 years

rip

My grandmother has a computer and just stores terabytes worth of pictures on it

and she still checks it every day

my grandmother recently found out about memes

sick

oh also i didnt mean grandmother

she sent me a sweet ass grumpy cat picture

i meant great grandmother*

Max, you should send her emails from some fake address

That's sad that she doesn't get any

Nigerian prince scam her

well

give me her email

I will take one for the team

her old email got hacked- im pretty sure she was scammed

and i think that's why she doesnt get emails anymore

because she had to make a new email

and then she sent real mail/called some people who didnt have the new email

but she usually just calls people anyways

I thought you were going to say, everyone who use to send her emails was dead or something

they might be tbh

she'll probably die soon

^

she's like 90 something

That's what happens to humans

or 88 or 89

something like that i think?

fuck if I know

in a relative scale to the rest of the universe, we’re all nearly dead

i dont like that scale

can we use cat years as a scale

That sounds like an excuse a fat person would make to downplay their obesity "In relation to the planet, I'm not that fat"

I use elephant breeding calendar

we are as close to death as momo is to getting the dick in rusps game

so we have decades

Oh

I already did that

Fuck

so

we are already dead

negetive-

fuck

If you never told me how to play we wouldn’t have died

trie

Make japan Japanese again

Make Japan Chinese again

Have I explained here how Yugioh and Beyblade are connected?

No?

Oh alright

So as everyone knows, in beyblade moses split the red sea with a beyblade.

Now moses is a jew right

yes that

anyways, now as we know, they were escaping egypt

Oh my god

and who is in egpyt? The pharoh from yugioh.

Thutmose II is not Atem

So the jews acquired beyblades (dreidels) from god to run away/combat the egyptians who had all these monsters and shadow games and shit

shhh leg