autism

Leg using the one antiviruses everyone pirates Kappa

Been working out so far

I disabled that too

I do not download shit online, so there is like 60% of the risk gone already

i download a lot of shit and exes online

but im not retarded

I’ve been downloading a lot of files lately so I don’t think having an antivirus hurts

abstinence only works on the internet too

and if i suspect it, ill use https://www.virustotal.com/

I just google around and look to see if anyone says its shady

before I download shit

I just go to google and type in “do I have a virus”

You will never get a virus unless you're an idiot

that doesnt work when you're downloading some stuff though

or random files

>downloading random files

why

I mean, I download a lot of shady stuff sometimes

why would you download shit when you do not know what it is

well i know what they are

That shadiest things I’ve downloaded in years were those vns

I’m probably to careful

can never be too careful

Well Max, when I was little I went down the rabbit hole by clicking one of those "You've won a free laptop" ads

LOL

Needless to say, I didn't get my prize

when i was little

i destroyed my grandmothers computer downloading roblox hacks

I was never retarded when I was little and have never had a virus

and then i reinstalled windows onto it

so it was all okay

I did accidentally click the wrong link when googling shit and end up on porn once

though

I destroyed my dads computer by downloading Minecraft mods

Why did your grandmother have a computer

Good times

once again proving mods are bad

1 point to pikachu

church emails

Ah, that makes sense I couldn't think of a use an elderly woman would have for a computer

she still has a computer

but uh

i checked her email like a month ago

I sold my grandma my old laptop

she hasn't got an email

when I upgraded like 7 years ago

in like 2 years

rip

My grandmother has a computer and just stores terabytes worth of pictures on it

and she still checks it every day

my grandmother recently found out about memes

sick

oh also i didnt mean grandmother

she sent me a sweet ass grumpy cat picture

i meant great grandmother*

Max, you should send her emails from some fake address

That's sad that she doesn't get any

Nigerian prince scam her

well

give me her email

I will take one for the team

her old email got hacked- im pretty sure she was scammed

and i think that's why she doesnt get emails anymore

because she had to make a new email

and then she sent real mail/called some people who didnt have the new email

but she usually just calls people anyways

I thought you were going to say, everyone who use to send her emails was dead or something

they might be tbh

Or that she herself was dead

she'll probably die soon

^

she's like 90 something

That's what happens to humans

or 88 or 89

something like that i think?

fuck if I know

in a relative scale to the rest of the universe, we’re all nearly dead

i dont like that scale

can we use cat years as a scale