Pyrrhic

First my arse. I have in my possession a trillion-dollar Zimbabwean note at home.

Scratch that. 10 000 000 000 000

Wow, Bage. You're so quick to guess that Remunance would leave.

Like, 1 minute after you say that he abandons us.

Roamin was Roamin. Deadbones was the lore guy. Coestar had his characters all named after the word Thank You in various languages. Justin was other Coestar.

Does Lawn Bowling count as track and field?

I get that Homestuck is "Coming soon". But coming where to?

It's all well and good if a train is coming soon, but if it comes into your house then you got a problem.

Scott Westerfeld wrote a boook? What am I saying I just shilled an anime that was based off his books. He wrote a book for a video game?

That's why I distrust the Guardian. How do you expect me to trust a newspaper that doesn't print on paper?

I've seen a lot of people make fun of Blue Sky for having a declining userbase, and the political policies of the users that do use it. Me, I just complain that it doesn't work on any computer web browsers I got. It fails to load on my six-year old Firefox, and it fails to work on modern Google Chrome.

Wait. Groundhog? I thought you said it was a hedgehog. I wanted you to name it "Badger the Hedgehog"./

Don't got any groundhog names in me

Say something with words to Taniyaa. All these weird emojis are scaring her

now for the obligitory question for the newby: What's your favourite flavour of vanilla?

I have a complicated relationship with showers. We Australians are supposed to shower once a day (and ONLY once), but I tend to shower after every time I take a shit. Or at least twice a day

I try to cut back to once a day to be a real Australian about not using a lot of water, but then people start to complain to me to my face about my odor. Mostly indians doing the complaining.

Good point since technically putting on deodorhant counts as a "wog shower"

Any submergence I say. Can't be arsed for the full combo every time.

It's only a shower if your armpits get wet. No other parts matter.

Being forced to link my credit card still frightens me. I once may have falsely claimed that certain purchases I made on steam came from me having my card details stolen (I suspected they were false purchases purely because my steam purchases were transacting into a German bank account. I figured if they were genuine it would go to steam australia, but little did I know all Australian steam purchases go to germany).

If I ever give Steam my bank details again, the banks will think I am a total moron. And I can't risk them knowing too much!

My local member of parliament thinks I'm gay. I live with my mother. My brother. His wife and daughter. And I keep getting letters that start off with "dear Mr. and Mr. Canaris"

I liked the part where he wiped to a wild beedrill

Also having to rebuild his team after wiping to Colress, and wasting his Gym Catch on a Psyduck. Which we all know, wouldn't be very helpful vs Colress' magneton.

I blame death note wielding Legend of the Galactic Heroes fans for Kirk's death.

This happens one day after Kirkeis' day of morning. If people hadn't been posting about why Kirkeis should rest in piece on 9/9, then no one would have the idea to kill Kirk on 9/10

Ran into a guy whom I hadn't seen in years whom I actually never before seen in my life. I was ordering food at Broaster Chicken, which is antifetical to everything Colonel Sanders ever stood for in his life, when some guy behind me says "You're a Canaris aren't you? I recognised your voice. Me: Who the fuck are you Him: Don't you recognise me? We went to school together. Me: This guy is giving me serious J-Vibes, I'm just going to guess Joseph Vaga school Him: Actually it's Redfield College, my name is Jean-Robert, I'm related to the Abrahms family. Me: Tells him I'm the only Canaris not to have gone to that school Internal Monolgue: What kind of person with a double-barrelled first name doesn't give away their last name, and just tells you which family he is related to edit: After some phone calls, I was corrected and his name was Tom not Jean.

So I just found out it was a neck-shot. Just like Kircheis. Tanaka! THERE'S BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!

I am used to being mistaken for my brothers from looks a lone, but to be recognised as one of them due to my accent is a new one.

Keep thinking how he's like Kircheis. Kircheis too was forced to surrender his guns to be in the room he died in.

"I will make babies" Ultimate virgin threat. I'd like to see him try. Oh fuck I regret those words. I don't want to see it.

He's still doing 2 pokemon catches per root + 1 Gym Catch.

I always get bothered when people say they're doing a "Hard core nuzlocke" and what they mean is "No items in battle + Set Mode", I'm like, bitch, that's regular core.

A true hard core nuzlocke, is two catches per route + 1 for ever gym.

I'm just saying Rob rules should be the official rules for calling a nuzlocke "Hardcore".

It's just EVERYONE these days does "No items in battle + setmode", which pretty much makes that the regular nuzlocke these days.

So I found out that free will exists. By virtue of being a member of the NSW Liberal Party, who have partnered up with SafeWill, I get a free will, and they recommend I give 1% of my estate to the Liberal Party. This deal lasts till September 15.

After September 15. Free will will no longer exist.

Is Phijkchu still archiving his videoes?

I didn't know there was a way to search by "Recently added" till now.

I don't get it, also isn't it more common for these people to go to prison for tax evasion?

I remember Tax Evasion is what ended Log Horizon.

Also he tends to run harder romhacks.

Star Wars has ruined me. These days I just see maoris as clones.

Not sure if that's Chris Liley of Superwog in drag.

How has the Visa-Master Gate effected Toushin Gent?

Regarding Shield Hero: How do you get passed them doing Re:Zero episode 18 in episode 3 of the fourth series of Shield Hero?

I just find episode 3 of a season to be a cringe time to redo episode 18 of Re:Zero