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i think me and my friends sense of humor overlaps 1:1 with you guys at least with what I've seen, idk...that sounds gay im sorry

that way we'll be bound by blood

I can say a bunch of slurs if it would make you guys feel comfortable

I get the apprehension

yeah i feel you

when I was doing research it looked familiar at least

I've probably watched a rob video before without knowing it

so maybe I was meant to be here

I had no idea this whole thing was a pokemon thing until it was too late and I wanted to join but I'm kind of pokemon autistic

plenty of audience crossover i imagine

you guys big competition that day was the pokemon sex game

Kagura Games is fucked every time i look it's some new shitty RPG Maker thing

and then shill it to all my buddies

well you'll always have little freaks like me who look at every game Garbage So it kinda sucks for devs, but it is probably better for the average buyers experience

you'd think its the same dev but i dont think it is for those all caps games with emojis in them

SEX PUSSY 🐞

new & trending LOVES showing me shit like

sorry I didn't answer this, yes factory sealed brand new never been opened before Garbage Factory sealed?

bunch of chinese guys buying barbie games for 10 grand

those guys are obsessed, i was deep in that community

yeah i think it needs to register as a +1

they will pay for it lmao

there are steam collectors who scrape the announcements for things like delisting, removals, etc

make it $100 and then announce it's being removed

oh I have a strat for you guys if you ever decide to take a game off steam though

Actually that's a lie, I quit the steam curator thing because I felt bad about how we would lie to like the most obviously shitty games that we'd give them a chance

I'll shill out anything

I need to get that gig

idk the extent of how bad they were faking them

certain devs have been nuked off the platform because of it

steam will ban for fake reviews a lot too though

i believe that tbh Garbage Since all the day 1 reviews for every non triple or double a game are super fucking fake

yeah this is kinda fucked up but it has to be this way otherwise you can just give a billion keys to guys in a giveaway and ask them to leave a positive review or whatever Garbage It's actually pretty important to an extent but steam key copies are nuked algorithmically for reviews

it was very funny to imagine, when me and my group were younger, that we were wasting some old guys time at his actual job by trolling him with lowballs for trades for like basically stolen keys

they make more money doing this shit than like having an actual job

indeed

and the old men all have like 500 sock accounts

it's like old men arguing with fucking indie developers

it's funny

who like, do this for a living

a lot of these guys who do it are eastern europeans

but this is 1000% the idea Garbage Shoot a million shots, you might get a key to sell on G2A (Don't actually do this)

there are some real curators I think that would actually really fuck with your game but really idk how much that whole system is even worth

we would give a game good reviews and shit, idk how much it mattered to actual analytics

if they ask for only steam curator, well, they can still trade them, but idk it's pretty low risk

basically if they ask for keys they're just gonna sell them but

I can give you some advice on that if you want, theres like a really small amount of curators who are legit

haha

did you guys ever get any emails from people begging for keys and shit

but in this whole thing, you get familiar with a lot of weird shit Sean it's a strange web, I was part of a steam curator group that would like send out emails to devs and stuff to get free games a long time ago