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Did you watch?

I did with my urethra that one time

Max, I don't think it works like that.

or washing my hands i guess

If I'm getting wet I'm going in the pool or taking a shower

I don't like getting like 5% wet alright

I believe you.

Max acting like she doesnt think it being shit water is a positive

Why would I WANT to feel that?

No, the experience of having water splash my asshole when i shit sometimes is horrible

only way to ensure it REALLY gets clean down there

I want SCIENTIFIC answers

I didnt put it because i knew people would pick it because its SO FUNNY

its just instinct

no one alternates

duh

yeah i have facial hair

I mean I guess the shampoo hits my face

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i go top to bottom

i usually wash my face and hair first

Straight from the horses mouth

I got you Tiny don't worry

Wiping your ass Back to front Front to back

Can we have a meetup at Groundhog Day

You can put max in there

Pirate

He can't type because he's shivering

Yeah crusty cheeks

You fucking retard

It's called anything that hibernates

Well you get cold at 65 degrees so your opinion isn't valid unfortunately

The day winter starts has to exist because it's also my birthday

its not winter for two weeks pirate......

I'm pretty sure I've gotten more snow this month than I got all of last year

You're welcome

Move the decimals to the right to make them whole numbers and then add it back in to the left however many spaces you moved right cumulatively

I held off on shoveling because I assumed it would melt since it was so early but....

Yeah, I've got a shit ton of snow

im a top tier drooler unfortunately, although it might be becuse i sleep face down

The only way I would allow spooky to feed me is if he had fried guinea pig and it was the only way

for the record

I would not allow any of you to feed me either

saliva

I'm not sharing salivia with any of you

no

I WOULD RATHER DIE

hell no