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play the miner first to bait a response and then just gob barrel the other side

I do miner barrel

if they have arrows you will want to blow your head open

top 1 or bottom 1

so true

goblin only deck

too much clash royale

I sound like a fucking goblin

so fucky right now

my laugh is

yeah

ahehehehe

post that email in my DMs I'll get around to it

if I have free time

okay maybe

fuck no

WRITE YOU AN ESSAY

you guys wanna hear my burger recipe bro

because anything lower or higher than medium well or medium rare is a sign of sociopathy

ask them how they get their burgers cooked

you gotta add a burger question to the survey

pirate

pirate

don't doubt me

I make a mean burger bro

I can cook

I do my best but I make no promise of quality

yes I know

I'm gonna laugh like an idiot if I give it everything

fuck now you're pressuring me I've forgotten the inflection

I've got a few days until I'm home again

alright I'll try and practice it

can I offer you the pablo voice instead

used to do it all the time

I fell out hard of doing the wario voice

it's probably not

I need to record it on my own time

no no no hot takes

I have a phone

just need to bring it home so I can get wired internet

when I'm home for winter break I'll try and record some for you I have audacity on my desktop

dude

enigma balls

just like the pedos they got me early

yea

less stupid

because I was finally not fucking stupid

I "broke up" with her when I was 17

5 years

it went on for like