rawb

if undoing the past was that easily bob

the world would be a way better place

see rusp this is why you're an official proctor

you really get it

I know

oh I know a lot about

the past

yeah you have the same post history as bob after all

I've done

a lot of dumb shit

You’re lying bob

did I ever tell you guys about the time I got groomed for 5 years of my life

most people active here don't remember or joined after the majority of the dumb shit i've done here

Like pissing in the sink

Let’s go bob

Pop off

so like

back when i was 12 I got baby's first shitty laptop and started playing tf2

I met this cool lady on there and she fucking groomed me

I can hear your voice as you’re describing this

to spare the details

right

it went on for like

5 years

I "broke up" with her when I was 17

because I was finally not fucking stupid

Well

Let’s not go that far

less stupid

But good job!

dude how do you get groomed on tf2

lmfao

somebody i know almost did that, except they got exposed by the kid's parents

Team fucktress 2

and got blocked

He was a dumb 12 year old lmao

yea

just like the pedos they got me early

The game with only male player models

bob your life is an enigma

so true!

bob i don't care if you got groomed or not i'm still expecting those wario voice lines

dude

when I'm home for winter break I'll try and record some for you I have audacity on my desktop

just need to bring it home so I can get wired internet

do you have a mic right now

i can record your take

I have a phone

just talk like wario for 1 minute straight in vc

no no no hot takes

I need to record it on my own time

you're starting to make me think that i'm being lead on that your wario voice might not actually be of the pristine quality i have been lead into believing it is

it's probably not

maybe bob is a method actor

what the fuck bob

he needs to be lazy as fuck to get in character

you're not going to make it with that confidence

is your heart that weak

I fell out hard of doing the wario voice

used to do it all the time

oh so you're clasically trained

can I offer you the pablo voice instead

no

i need specifically the wario voice

alright I'll try and practice it

bob, you have an opprotunity to solve a genuine problem

I've got a few days until I'm home again

this is rare in our society

yeah make sure you practice daily

fuck now you're pressuring me I've forgotten the inflection

it's not about the inflection it's about the soul

bob, hear these words

there is no shame in a red apple being red

I'm gonna laugh like an idiot if I give it everything

the wario will come as it comes

only you know the truth

yes I know

I do my best but I make no promise of quality

Fuck you

kinda weird mini