vetting

based

nope definitely new

alts are banned tho

but the bot says you 'just entered'

make sure you take the survery as all new people do

anyway are you from ohio

which is?

i'll give you a badge if you pick the right answer

good luck

well, close but wrong unfortunately

are you an engineer?

no, you were close though

no this is the entrance protocol

i'm not a fool

i'm actually a genius in many different ways

well i assume you aren't an engineer

so how did you get here

'how you found this server' is one of the required entrance protocol questions

the survey is for data collection not for entrance

i don't need yours in particular

i just need enough

and what is that

if you get in that can be what your colour role is named

anyway how did you find here

that's ok

as i said i'm a genius

and can understand complicated things

who is the person who got you here

and why

wow

congratulations, that was the longest "i came from the site"

we've ever had on record

i didn't

you assumed i assumed you were done

carry on

makes sense

so you come from the site

the site guy is @Spooky Phijkchu

they run that

are you like the courier or something

like what

you sure like roles

well

I came on my own accord

is frisky your boss or something

the top dog?

NO

IM THE TOP DOG

Hes just the guy who does our grunt work

you guys some kind of group?

I told you

We WERE a certain community on the uforums

But I cannot say anymore on the matter

...dont look up my name there

well, most everyone is offline and I estimate a 30% chance somebody bans you later

but i guess i'll vet you

Why would they ban ME

channel list is in #rules

have fun in hell

I OWN HELL

20% OF IT

‘S SHARES

Wait

Wheres my role?

you have to survive at least 1 day without leaving or getting banned before I give you a colour role

A CHALLENGE THEN

I ACCEPT

i never trust people who introduce themselves through some strange persona and roleplay, like turnip

yeah you have to start the persona and roleplay after you're already too ingrained in the server for people to ban you Kappa

I was expecting to be banned already

we never ban people besides when we do

anyone who would care enough to kick/ban is asleep

true

that's the main reason

Im so smart

I joined when everyone was asleep

Im schneaky

well whatever happens you won't be as bad as the guy who literally posted 300 zoomer memes while all the admins were asleep

not even exagerrating the number