vetting

yeah, in shape but not super buff

Probably like 6

I thought the Lingerie Football League was a joke, but wow okay hello

10

What about short fat Latinas

Okay you have armor

the DL's job is to penetrate the girl's line, and get into their backfield

I edited my post

ideally sacking the quarterback

Spooky post the screenshot of the pre edited post

WHAT WEAK POINTS

Rusp

you trained for this

My balls

MGQ arc

you've got a hard edge now

Unfortunately the angle of my "hard edge" provides little to no protection from kicks

Rusp, you can use your erect penis as a weapon and it is very effective, but you have to get erect during football proving spooky is right that it is more than 0% of the time. How many women can you beat now

I don't think my penis would be a good weapon

I think like

My hands might be better

Probably

You are really hard in this hypothetical

like painfully

look, I just believe in Rusp's virility

Thanks?

I think Penis rusp could beat 15 women

low diff

I'm betting on my fellow Phijkchu

Spooky thinks my prostrate is huge I guess

No wonder I'm so real

You are lucky he ran away in ohio

you'd know

trust me

rip sorry to hear

you were going to get measured at night

look, I still barely know what a prostate is apparently

I used gawr gura like a crucifix nailed to the door and he could do me no harm

I feel like the science keeps evolving

Thats why she died Rusp

you did this

msg her rn

nice red superchat paid for in pesos

tell her she protected your prostate in Dayton

I'm sorry spooky I think she streams like once a month still

she'll know what that means

She's been very sick afterall

Do not remind Spooky of the max connotation

don't tell me her and Max are switching places

I'd like to keep mine as it is

he will not be happy she was protecting your prostate

she actually has been streaming every few days

since switching

Oh well she should stop

Her existence was funnier when she wasn't her current iteration

I am surprised she is actually streaming

I assumed she went indie just to make a fuckton of money selling merch herself

instead of via the company

The next Phijkchu game will be the first one without a reference to her

Garbage will sneak her in

I think she went Indie because she didn't want to travel to Japan for concerts and recordings anymore (she's an extreme shut-in)

I believe in him

I think she went indie because she wanted to look even younger

She wanted to have the kani krew support her

She was funded directly by jerffery erpstin

You know who else was

hint, he murdered his wife

JF?!

yeah

good job

he recieved like a 100k grant from epstien or something

He didn't kill her you fucking asshole

He just likes making sausage

She is a free spirt

someday, she may return

from the forest

he brought her to

(on her request)

Now let's say hypothetically he did kill her and turn her into sausage