vetting

who the fuck are you

what do you want

no, who the FUCK are YOU

you some sort of goon or something

you know damn well who the fuck i am

guarding the front door

yes, i am a gooner, what of it

welcome mysterious 200th member

anyway wb

you missed all the new rob drama

oooo i am ready for that

were you there when dane died?

dane died

fake 200th

what

dane messaged me

how did dane die

explosive diarrhea

he's writing his 1000 page essay

as you do when you leave

everyone has their essay arc

i see i see

well he's on my dicord friends list if y'all want me to shoot him a msg

dane really has been speedrunning the full phijkchu experience

he literally got here and absorbed like 10x more info than me it was crazy

he probably knows more than i care to

and i've been here since the before times

i can only take so much in at a time, and he was reading essays about y'all while watching the backstory obscure video on his 2nd monitor

he was DEEP

just wait until he gets to go on the real pilgrimages. multi year long bopit-style redemption leave

i dont even get to my computer that often anymore lol thats why it took me so long to rejoin

i can't wait for dane to kappa chat himself so he can finally understand what i've gone through

i have discord on my phone but it sucks soi tend not to use it

he just needs to make the north american tour from yellow knife down to texas

meet up with eevee

how hot outside is it where you guys are

its over 100 for pika

i'm only at like 80s

91 here today

its gonna be 90 for like 4 days in a row

i hate it

at least its not the heatwave that was hitting Britain

unheard of high 70s

they are all dead by now

the fragile british body cannot handle temps over 68 degrees

is that a public fountain

idk how hot i would have to be to stick my head in a public fountain, imagine all the people who hock lougies in there

WB Jaz

plus i imagine the water isn't much cooler than the air right above it

thanks pika

Oh, hi Jaz wb. A good amount of Euro fountains are maintained

this makes more sense then

ty polar

i still wouldn't touch the fountain water

you might convince me to wet my hand or something, but im def not dunking my head in it

I know some people bottle and drink it

nooooooooooooo

i also wouldn't do that in perfect summer weather

Like water fountain style

those people have been infected with a brain parasite clearly

ok but jaz would you drink the manneken pis fountain water?

this is a trap question

without a lawyer present i don't feel comfortable answering any further line of questioning involving the manneken pis statue or it's water fountain distrubition tactic.

he's not a trap, his penis is clearly visible

if i had acess to the nsfw channel i would have an image to refute that

what about monster can girl

astolfo?

That isn't a girl

yeah that's not a girl, my dude

trap

well

ig ur right

Trap equivalent of a treat under a box propped up with a stick

NO WAY

today i learned

they made a girl version of manneken pis

these belgians are ridiculous

they know what their city needs