As future president of bob chat, I promise these things:
1. #b0b shall henceforth be referred to as and be renamed to "mushroom"
2. All who wish to speak in #b0b will be required to change their Nickname to "mushroom"
2-1. notable exception to this rule will be @bob who may keep his regular Nickname as a legacy president of #b0b
3. Any message posted in #b0b will be required to contain at minimum one instance of a mushroom pun
3-1. notable exception to this rule will be @bob who may keep posting as he always has as a legacy president of #b0b
3-2. failure to provide an adequate pun will result in immediate termination of mushroom privileges
4. @bob will be the Constitutional Monarch of #b0b due to the black mold coursing through his pure-blooded veins and due to his past role as a legacy president of #b0b
5. as the Constitutional Monarch of #b0b , @bob will be granted full ownership of #b0b whenever the president (me) is not present
6. The member formerly known as Karp is not allowed in #b0b under any circumstances
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