goodnight meijiboy keep tzfi company
vetting
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Saturday, April 22, 2023
right meiji
she'll kill herself if you don't
(real)
if only you knew
that is true by the way*
trip and fell and love and can't get up
that's just what happens when you use the bendy straw though
Why the blazes was the bloomin' water bottle feeling down?!
'Cause it had a right pitiful case of low self-esteem, innit! Couldn't stop comparin' itself to those fancy-schmancy sparkling water bottles on the bloomin' shelf, and felt proper flat in comparison. Couldn't find its flaming cap and was all over the bleedin' place. Tried to keep its cool, but the pressure was gettin' to it, mate! Finally, it decided to take a blimmin' deep breath and remind itself that it was still a refreshin' and hydratin' water bottle, even without all the bloomin' fancy knick-knacks. It finally perked up and spat out, "I'm still H2O-tally funny, ain't I?!" in a right huff!damn rusp that's even less funny than you
meiji i want you to know
we are very intelligent
all of us
a family
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rusp be like "this is offensive i don't have thighs..."
esWHAT
the overload feels like they are just kicking
HEY ITs me swuidwrdd
russsp
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this isn't very responsible of you
hmmm
i think you needed to mix in more hints of child abuse and neglect...
to make them not hang up...
