vent

thats like throwing out wine that has been aged 100 years

Which is well past the point the wine should've been thrown out

Lmao, based black coworker has been learning Russian since war broke out

you know i actually did not know hwere it was moved to

Todays dollar tree bullshit, one of the other managers has been caught basically red handed stealing from the safe

lol

I double triple and quadruple checked everything to make sure the safe was actually short and it was actually

Safes are short all the time

It always was fucked up at McDonald’s

I had an obscure IntelliJ problem and the only solution I found was on the minecraft forums.

based

I fucking hate having to wait for laundry detergent

I don't think you have to wait that long, the pods kill you in like 30 seconds

grad level engineers don't know how to read coding assignments

like 1/2 my company took off today

you hire too many Californians

I think huy just has vocal autism ticks. he's stopped the "hoo hoooo" and is now just clearing his throat like once every minute

Start muttering squidward under your breath

When nobody else is there sometimes I'll speak squidward out loud

My roommate asks my other roommate Huy, the most Vietnamese man alive: "do you speak viet"

Apparently his roblockx girlfriend is teaching him Vietnamese

>roblox girlfriend I think you should call the police on your roommate

In all honestly that's the only advice I can give

okay who put the curse of Canada on me

there's a giant maple leaf shaped rash on my chest

Go to the doctor

Oh I get it

You have a "death flag" on your chest

Update: My grandfather is team israel

Hmm...

I just hope both teams have fun

You know huy is a real Viet when he just has his passport out on his desk along with the customary pear and 5 dollar bill on the ground in front

the pizzaria put something spicy in my pizza...my night is ruined

I found out why huy always has some asian language playing on speaker while he does things

he is doing "immersion learning" for chinese or something and it just constantly saying some thing or other in chinese

Is Huy your younger sibling?

No

so your roomate is about two steps from this?

The world's most boring protest war is going on outside the cafeteria here. On one side is a single giant sign with a list of people who "must repent" including gays atheists and agnostics. Then away from them is a single big gay flag with a triangle

Picture?

pirate go tell them how it is

prime time for someone to light itself on fire

Hopefully someone sets themselves on fire

now somebody was playing megalomania on a public piano

When your laptop won't power on or charge and you fix it by stabbing it with a paperclip 😤

One of my roommates just left their microwave here