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thats like throwing out wine that has been aged 100 years

Which is well past the point the wine should've been thrown out

Lmao, based black coworker has been learning Russian since war broke out

you know i actually did not know hwere it was moved to

Todays dollar tree bullshit, one of the other managers has been caught basically red handed stealing from the safe

lol

I double triple and quadruple checked everything to make sure the safe was actually short and it was actually

Safes are short all the time

It always was fucked up at McDonald’s

I had an obscure IntelliJ problem and the only solution I found was on the minecraft forums.

based

I fucking hate having to wait for laundry detergent

I don't think you have to wait that long, the pods kill you in like 30 seconds

grad level engineers don't know how to read coding assignments

like 1/2 my company took off today

you hire too many Californians

I think huy just has vocal autism ticks. he's stopped the "hoo hoooo" and is now just clearing his throat like once every minute

Start muttering squidward under your breath

When nobody else is there sometimes I'll speak squidward out loud

My roommate asks my other roommate Huy, the most Vietnamese man alive: "do you speak viet"

Apparently his roblockx girlfriend is teaching him Vietnamese

>roblox girlfriend I think you should call the police on your roommate

In all honestly that's the only advice I can give

okay who put the curse of Canada on me

there's a giant maple leaf shaped rash on my chest

Go to the doctor

Oh I get it

You have a "death flag" on your chest

Update: My grandfather is team israel

Hmm...

I just hope both teams have fun

You know huy is a real Viet when he just has his passport out on his desk along with the customary pear and 5 dollar bill on the ground in front

the pizzaria put something spicy in my pizza...my night is ruined

I found out why huy always has some asian language playing on speaker while he does things

he is doing "immersion learning" for chinese or something and it just constantly saying some thing or other in chinese

Is Huy your younger sibling?

No

The world's most boring protest war is going on outside the cafeteria here. On one side is a single giant sign with a list of people who "must repent" including gays atheists and agnostics. Then away from them is a single big gay flag with a triangle

Picture?

pirate go tell them how it is

prime time for someone to light itself on fire

Hopefully someone sets themselves on fire

now somebody was playing megalomania on a public piano

When your laptop won't power on or charge and you fix it by stabbing it with a paperclip 😤

One of my roommates just left their microwave here

nice!

I don't want it...

throw it out the window

Take a picture of it and say "new tool for the cat" and send that to pix

I'm only on the second floor it wouldn't be that fun spooky

Find a place to plug it in and stick aluminum foil in it

If huy doesn't take it i'm just leaving it in the hallway

Or I can drop it off in the city and one of the homeless people will go and sell it to a pawn shop

why dont you take it to a pawn shop

I bet you could hide it in your room if you tried hard enough

so you don't get charged a room cleaning fee

After the state the floor in our last room was in I don't know what it would take to make them charge a cleaning fee

I'm actually gonna like kill my sister she lives a life of self-inflicted misery and asks me to help her with every single thing she needs and is otherwise the most annoying and anal person in the house

I really really really genuinely hope she takes her own life or falls down the stairs

because then I could clean her room for a final time and then have it for myself and be out of the shitty broom closet I've been stuck in for years

I get that feel. Ive often thought about my aunt deserving to die for how she treats my side of the family

mom's on a leg brace from knee surgery and what has my sister been doing? the same shit she's always been doing, of course

the house stank like animals not being cared for yesterday and I had to bust my ass for 10 hours straight getting things into a semi-acceptable condition

and now she's asking me to clean up her room because she doesn't want to and she doesn't want to get yelled at by mom for having an ant infestation and I told her to fuck off

because she's not going to help me with anything so I don't want to help her

thats fair. Tell her to clean her own shithole if she wants it tidy

zoomer [pridwe

If I type "Moreover" and "Moreoever" one more time I am going to have a brain aneurysm and die right here at my desk. I do not know why I have developed this brain tick all of the sudden.

stop worrying about your common word usage and try to fit honorificabilitudinitatibus somewhere in there

Thats a 40 point word in scrabble if you somehow pull it off

Really? A 40 point word, how many for V?

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Roommates so far: A sebald and a Yang

Be the pirate to their pioniy

Yang and sebald are very piratey surnames

Dan I'm sorry when I read in mod chat that dane left i misread it as dan at first and got confused on how you rejoined so fast