vent

just got 10 emails rapidly in like 2 minutes

I guess everyone was trying to last minute submit their assignment for the course I am TAing

On the subject of looking ridiculous. Ordered something on ubereats today. Someone tied a not with a plastic bag containing a bottle of fanta to a paper/cardboard bag containing my food. Since I was done with everything I wanted to try and separate the plastic from the paper as I binned everything. My beard ended up caught in the plastic knot.

had to cut the bags off from my beard using scissors. edit: https://discord.com/channels/723638993488576593/723638994189156423/1473196679741313065

randomly decided to just send an exam instead of doing any of the prerequisite reading and passed it by 1 singular question lets get it

(i only make smart choices)

Man who plays games and wins prizes

wholesome

how do people live with cold feet... it like shuts down your whole body...

Socks?

oh good idea, I just need to equip more socks

Buy a space heater for like 30 dollars pirate

pro-tip you won't believe me on but is true socks with individual toes (tend) to be more insulating

you could wrap your feet in a blanket if you cant afford 30 dollars

He's got toushin gent money

He can afford 30 dollars, trust me

That's only like 30% of it

at work, we have these old industrial Cold War foot warmers

I was hoping my money would go to the next game and not heating up his feet

I'm not sure where you expect the money to go

We spent our 1k profit on research and development

Like

Things you can afford for 1k

I can't even find pictures of them

sorta like this, but older and more 70s coded https://heatinggreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Marley-202SL-Series-Radiant-Plug-In-Under-Desk-Heater.jpg

The irradiated

they get to a temperature that burns you to the touch

so you have to turn them off with a pen

Guy who forgets to turn it off and burns down the office

(You)

that's what the asbestos walls and floor are for

I already have a heater

Remember how a bit ago we were discussing data breaches and I commented that I was only in 2

Fucking sick nasty

yeah shortly after that discussion, my phone Internet provider had a massive breach as well

you guys jinxed it pretty hard

Got an awesome unsolicited email from some skitzo

That seems like an average Saskatchewan citizen

I didn’t think it was possible for dollar tree to be more retarded than it already was, but they somehow one upped themselves

I do not think this burning building I was sitting in could get any worse, but then I chose to continue sitting in it despite the exit being unintruded, and right next to me...

I didn't immediately compute that as a response to Vinny and thought "wow I guess pika was in a burning building today"

God I'd hate it if so, I have not left my appartment today

if the gamercave burnt down...

Just cover your entire room with water

As a preemptive measure

Actually no time to waste just piss everywhere

This is fine 😅

it would be more effective to simply encase everything in asbestos

I'm angry

whats wrong pirate

the baby is kicking

I'm angry too

but also mostly shameful

I think I finally figured out the thumping

based on the mouth noises I am hearing through my walls,I think a nonverbal autistic moved in

there goes the neighborhood

what if it was a verbal autistic

He is doing the nonsense babble thing so

where its not actual words, just noises

Piss on the walls, assert dominance

@Spooky Phijkchu shot another groundhog and it crawled back under my shed to die

im willing to admit the cage method might be better

You are feeding the future creatues that go under the shed

soon, you will breed a super race of wolves or something

i can only hope that groundhogs will be repelled by the scent of a dead groundhog

you need a larger caliber

i blew its entire fucking left side off

it did this out of spite in its last few seconds on earth

sounds like a zombie hog

plant some squash ig

Rusp maybe you should try the opposite approach. Gain the groundhogs trust and infiltrate their society

then you can crush them from the inside

Also Rusp, please tell me you shoot at it from the 2nd story out a window

or from up on the roof like a Korean

I mean, they usually just sit and peak up at you from their holes