vent

That's not how that works

You need to be the one to feed her?

erm.. ok Rusp

sure

Max eating food at a random time does not contribute to the eating of the bowl of skyline chili. spooky

smh

It's going to be a good week, already had to politely tell a woman she is a retard.

based

nooooo you can't use that word, it's a slurrrrr!!!!!!111!!

use bint instead

Just in case we were keeping track, 0.2 =/= 1/2

I thought since I am obviously retarded and kept treating a probability of 0.2 as 1/2, maybe it is worth mentioning for others!

did you catch yourself, or did you get one of those awkward emails from a student nudging you to look at his work again

Its my work, and I finished the question and looked at it realizing all of my work was wrong

Just found out that Discord will censor random people's comments, so that if I am to read them I must show them my ID.

Discord Ai has determined you are not an adult

fuuuuck.

that's 1/5 little man

Thanks b0b

Why am I getting recommended this shit man

link???

NOTIFY ME???

Youre in the womb?

Rusp idk what to tell you

of everyone here, I think you are te most likely to like this

youtube is right

Here you go guys

Who the fuck comes up with this shit

This is basically vore asmr

Okay I can confirm vore asmr exists

I don't know why I looked that up it should have been obvious

Your inquisitive nature is why your youtube recommended looks like this

there is no fucking way that minimal is spelt like that

it doesn't look right at all

it just looks so wrong and i don't know why

like I woke up today but up until tomorrow i was in a world where it was spelt different

This channel has some choice topics before it got to womb asmr

they'd be doing you a favor

^

Also, if you boss/company genuinely would ride you for an emergency

Why the fuck are you still there

for conveniently having an emergency the day before every long weekend

Most people have shit happen to them on Fridays/Mondays

Feels weird to be scared/beholden to your employer like that

If it weren’t every time it’d be whatever

Holy shit I just got email bombed because the service we use for assignment submission is down

just got 10 emails rapidly in like 2 minutes

I guess everyone was trying to last minute submit their assignment for the course I am TAing

On the subject of looking ridiculous. Ordered something on ubereats today. Someone tied a not with a plastic bag containing a bottle of fanta to a paper/cardboard bag containing my food. Since I was done with everything I wanted to try and separate the plastic from the paper as I binned everything. My beard ended up caught in the plastic knot.

had to cut the bags off from my beard using scissors. edit: https://discord.com/channels/723638993488576593/723638994189156423/1473196679741313065

randomly decided to just send an exam instead of doing any of the prerequisite reading and passed it by 1 singular question lets get it

(i only make smart choices)

Man who plays games and wins prizes

wholesome

how do people live with cold feet... it like shuts down your whole body...

Socks?

oh good idea, I just need to equip more socks

Buy a space heater for like 30 dollars pirate

pro-tip you won't believe me on but is true socks with individual toes (tend) to be more insulating

you could wrap your feet in a blanket if you cant afford 30 dollars

He's got toushin gent money

He can afford 30 dollars, trust me

That's only like 30% of it

at work, we have these old industrial Cold War foot warmers

I was hoping my money would go to the next game and not heating up his feet

I'm not sure where you expect the money to go

We spent our 1k profit on research and development

Like

Things you can afford for 1k

I can't even find pictures of them

sorta like this, but older and more 70s coded https://heatinggreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Marley-202SL-Series-Radiant-Plug-In-Under-Desk-Heater.jpg

The irradiated

they get to a temperature that burns you to the touch

so you have to turn them off with a pen

Guy who forgets to turn it off and burns down the office

(You)

that's what the asbestos walls and floor are for