vent

Nothing.

???

Then how did you break up a fight?

Asking nicely?

Jumping into the fray myself and breaking it up? How the hell else would I

So what, you're wailing on the black guy who's beating your cashier?

How is there less liability there

I think you just move between them with your hands out

They were both chicks, and I had to push her off the cashier, who’d been knocked down onto the floor before I could slip in

Dollar Tree corporate passing the ancient sword to Vinny upon his manager promotion

What does attacking for pretty much no reason mean though

Literal insane bitch who didn’t care who she fought but wanted to fight, from what I could tell

^how max handles disruptive black women

^how max talks to disruptive black women

Ran into a guy whom I hadn't seen in years whom I actually never before seen in my life. I was ordering food at Broaster Chicken, which is antifetical to everything Colonel Sanders ever stood for in his life, when some guy behind me says "You're a Canaris aren't you? I recognised your voice. Me: Who the fuck are you Him: Don't you recognise me? We went to school together. Me: This guy is giving me serious J-Vibes, I'm just going to guess Joseph Vaga school Him: Actually it's Redfield College, my name is Jean-Robert, I'm related to the Abrahms family. Me: Tells him I'm the only Canaris not to have gone to that school Internal Monolgue: What kind of person with a double-barrelled first name doesn't give away their last name, and just tells you which family he is related to edit: After some phone calls, I was corrected and his name was Tom not Jean.

I am used to being mistaken for my brothers from looks a lone, but to be recognised as one of them due to my accent is a new one.

@Spooky Phijkchu update for the indian UW guy

Buddy

You're not going to make it

I stopped him from getting bobs though

I am the real monster

For further contex, this is infrom a person in the class of 30 discord that exists I guess (why a supposed graduated student in data analytics is there, who knows since this is clearly legitimate) and he knew that "she" had been dming other people in the server with the same offer

roommate update (for spooky): number 1 said his dream is to solve cancer with AI (white) number 2 directed us to look up a video of a Charlie kirk speech because it inspired him (asian)

Grok, cure cancer

I saw an old woman hit a cyclist with her car, it was moderately cool tbh

speed check

See, that's whimsy; a lot of you could learn from this.

I thought this was posted in my channel in response to my bike tire being flat

do you thionk this has ever actually happened

yeah

congrats on the job pirate

thank you Logan Paul. Sincerely, Jamal Brown King Jr.

JAMAL BROWN KING?

junior

20-25 id guess. She was attempting to beat a light and drive into an apartment complex. The guy was ok enough to get up and slam on her window

I've done this before. slammed my fist on the windshield of a person who hit me with their car

I was on top of the hood of her car with how hard she hit me

I was running alongside a good chunk of my highschools cross country team. we all started yelling at her after that for a little bonus

much later--idk when maybe the following year, I was nearly hit by a van making a right on red alongside the cross country team. one of my teammates grabbed me by the back of my collar to keep me from falling over from the force of the car flying inches from me/ he tried to prevent me from getting hit by the car.

same road. just where it meets a highway

based

Today’s dollar tree bullshit is that I got in at 6:30 this morning to a safe wide open and the end of day process never run

oh, my bad

fire needed some extra money for the next CK3 dlc

He'd be better off getting a job then robbing a dollar tree to afford that

Well, my last cat got burgled today. My brother says to worry less since in all likelyhood the burgler thought we weren't taken care of him. I have half a mind they poisoned him because they thought he was a stray, and that's what you're supposed to do to cats in Australia

Also he had a massive scab on his neck for the past month.

are you sure your brother didn't do it

Not everything is among us pirate

One of the funnier emails I have recieved

What did I just read

I’m actually lost on what this is trying to say

It is a petty email from some top guy in the math department directed towards the school

they have been doing mass cuts because they expected a huge deficit this year

instead they had a surplus 3x the amount of the deficit they assumed because of investments with israel, etc that payed off more than expected

so all the cuts to staffing and funding were for nothing

also genocide lmao

truth and reconciliation day is some gay "we killed the natives and put them in residential schools" day that the Trudeau government started

did canada even have a trail of tears equivalent?

where do you even get native genocide in your history?

Ours is residential schools and forced steralizations up to the end of the 90s

not really a trail of tears

per se

that's a worryingly late eugenics program

Yes

Unironically, super fucked up lmao

the US's inspired the Nazi's but at least that ended pre WW2

So I do get why natives are mad

because most of them are still alive and not even that old yet

vive montréal, vive le québec , vive le québec libre!

je me souviens

how fucking dare you

Went on a cardiac arrest today, it was a 62 year old male. The dude dead inside of a combines grain hopper

i read that as went into