rawb

Also say something like "man my boyfriend was about your size"

just to make it really awkard

then the next time you see him show him a picture of a woman and claim it was your wife

"What lotion do you use, you seem smooth, like one of those water lizards"

lol

put up a sign that says "Danger, rats"

and then one day change the sign to have a picture of danger rat

and then switch it back

and never bring it up

Occasionally check for lice

Being robs doorman would be the funniest fucking thing

Hey, we are on yellow light security today, for your safety I have escort you to and from your apartment, and any nearby locations

lol

Do 1 am fire drills

Breathalyzer him every time he wants to leave to prevent public intoxication

Mandatory health fitness requirement, you must do 3 pushups before I can let you use the elevator, otherwise you must take the stairs sir

Hey man no vehicles today, driving tired is real dangerous. DANGER!

Ask to see his groceries to make sure he stays healthy

Occasionally pretend to take whipits when he is walking up to the front, and quickly shuffle and hide them

"Hey, seems like your really shorting yourself on food for a big man like you, ever considered going down to the soup kitchen or a local church, tough times for everyone but I'm sure they will keep you well fed."

Then offer him a half eaten granola bar

Play my soundcloud rap music which only slightly seems to make references to robs career.

A lot of gaslights you could do as a doorman.

Recommend him people semi related to him like mindcrackers he never interacted with

Give rob a bunch of annoying and cringy nicknames

I got my passport in case we wanted to do this im ngl

Dude

now she is vagueposting about it

holy shit

Dude

Rob's sister is on Megan's side

lmao

lmao

scratch the rob moves in with his sister arc

every major harem member, all of his streamer friends, etc. have liked Megan's tweets

I'm sure some don't know

but, I think this might actually end Rob

I think this is a -100 month next month

This leaves danidip

as the only person he has left

this is the guy, who Rob credits with saving his life when he was at his lowest

lmfao

Rob has been 'online' all day

switched from pc to phone

tbh, I don't know what those Discord statuses mean

I don't think mine are ever accurate

mine are accurate

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I've never seen myself offline

Something is up

bopit is always offline 100% of the time

yeah but he has it set to be that

if you do not have it set to be offline, then its accurate

yes i know pika

I have 4? computers logged into Discord

+my phone

so I'm never offline, and it only goes to away under very weird circumstances

The feds can't monitor you on every device

yeah if you have more than 1 device on, that has discord on, then it might not be accurate

rob has his pc and his phone

I used to leave it perma away, but it pissed some people off

3 of these people are regulars in robs chat

who for whatever reason, actually beleive that status

why did that make them angry

idk

bopit being perma offline pisses me off

I never know if he is awake

well yeah that i would understand

I'd prefer two settings green or red

I can set it to red if I really want to go on DND

All I know is 4am is when he takes a shower and has breakfast

when I see a status of away, I just assume if I message them its probably they won't get back to me right away

all other times it should be green

I don't look at status at all

unless it's red

which is "don't DM me"