rawb

isopropanol is the proper IUPAC naming

Also, only pussies drink H₂O

No, cats don't drink water

Real men drink ₂H₂O

That's why they have kidney disease so often

Also known as D₂O

no

Heavy water is based

thats wrong

but yeah that is wrong

Probably, I left chemistry after like 5 weeks

di-Deuterium monoxide is not di-hydrogen monoxide

but 2-H2O is correct

that is a thing

That would be D₂O is not H₂O

yes

I was still wrong, but I said ₂H₂O is D₂O, not H₂O is D₂O

because 2H2O is the same as H2O

Actually, I'm not wrong, I'm just writing with a subscript where it should be a superscript

unless you meant hydrogen peroxide

"Heavy water (deuterium oxide, 2 H 2O, D 2O)"

which is H202

...

H2O2*

Lemme screencap, since copy paste broke it

yea the isotope H

But in chemistry, subscripts & superscripts matter, so I was still wrong

also no one would write that

they would just use D20

O

eh

debatable

no

I see uses of superscript notation

for Hydrogen specifically?

for anything that is an isotope

Like if it was carbon or something sure

Just because something is basically never used doesn't mean it's wrong.

Yeah, I get that

i didnt say it was

but that is a special case

its still valid and fine to use superscripts

yeah

I think physicists would be more inclined to use the superscript

over the D

to avoid ambiguity

and keep notation consistant

what ambiguity

what do you mean by D

thats not on the periodic table

theres a neat thing called a figure/table caption

(also 5 tablespoons is the safe amount of D2O to drink)

Can we at least agree that real mean drink heavy water?

oxygen is good for you, the more oxygen in your molecule the better it is for you

no

real men drink super heavy water

T2O

I have polycystic kidney disease, and they have me drink a fuckton of water(I was already drinking a fuckton, so now I drink, like, a DP-fuckton); if I drink heavy water or super heavy water, will it make my kidneys healthier?

no

you will legit die

Yeah, but will my kidneys be fine before I die?

probably not

as T2O is radioactive

D2O probably would get stuck

How radioactive? Radioactive enough that I'd survive long enough for my kidneys to start trying to filter it?

in the kidney

Or would I die before it reaches my kidneys?

its got a half life of 12 years

Okay, yeah it wouldn't be insta-death.

you will get cancer

Either that or grow adamantium claws or something.

ADAMANTIUM KIDNEYS.

probably just cancer

BUT IF NOT

THEN MY PISS WILL CUT THROUGH ANYTHING

i think it would actually alter the flow rate

like if you stand a foot from the toilet youd probably have to stand like right ontop of it

due to how heavy it is