rawb

lmao

the music

is the fucking music

pikachu you need to make a dramatic reading of this with that as the BGM

https://media.tilii.tv/media/sound/sleeptight.ogg its the hotdog song

lmfao

I'll consider it

LOL

"I was never a hero for making content, but I might become one for STOPPING."

lmao rob

okay

He needs to leave

he's really on the choose to lose thing

"see I'm hurting and reach out to me on discord to send me a heart emojii to show you care."

There are so many

amazing lines

Okay, I managed to come up with a response to that Reddit post where I did 100% my best in staying completely focused to just what he presented in the post, not sperging about his past 15 years on the internet, etc, in a way that I believe reads reasonably.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GTARP/comments/skb94n/my_ass_got_arrested_on_my_first_day_of_gta_rp/i2nu2br/ It's still a copyparsta, obviously, but here it is.

Should I remove that?

well not in particular I just thought it was funny

Oh, alright

Mentioning my man makes it more likely to tip him off that its someone fucking with him

I'd remove it

it is funny though

it's not like removing it or not will make it any less convincing though

It's very obviously you

rob doesn't want to be corrected or have any actual reason to care whether his random ass takes on RP are correct or not

It's honestly not even because it's him, or the "my man" thing

I don't like people using friendly terms to me when I'm not even acquainted with them

yeah I'd never do something like that homeslice

Like, if someone I don't know says something, and I go, "That doesn't make sense," and they're like "You're right, friend, but here's this," or "True, true, but nigga, check this," it's like, "...Are you fucking with me?"

at this point though you're definitely taking the archnemesis spot from pika eventually

Nothing there is fucking with him, though.

Actually, saying we have zero acquaintance isn't 100% honest, but on the shit where he 100% knows the name he acts like there's zero acquaintance, so it may as well be.

this was the tweet

I think i recognize that name

but faintly

who

cares

who legit cares what their book protag is

racists

So true

there needs to be more black transfem neurodivergent gay semibilingual culturally muslim protagonists with innie bellybuttons and tell me how big it is

Try the Legend of Drizzt novels from RA Salvatore; he's not the main protagonist of the original Icewind Dale trilogy, but those are chronologically books 4-6, with the rest having Drizzt be the main focus and protagnoist

His skin is almost literally black, and his hair is great.

Based

rip pause:

And you felt the need to scribble over that one name because

its hasanbi in my recommended

i refuse to give him any exposure

Good, I'm glad you're definitely not giving the twitch streamer, hasanabi, any exposure

i am also ashamed that he is there PEPE_FBM

I dunno hasanbi, but since you've scratched him out, it makes me curious as to why you did. Maybe I'll check out his stream.

He is a retarded socialist who lacks the ability to think

Oh, Hasan, I didn't know his twitch name was "hasanabi" and I read Zyton typing "hasanbi" as "Has An Bi" or something

The point still stands, though: by drawing attention to it, someone will innately become more curious, and if they actually gave into the curiosity(which many people would), they'd check it out, thus giving more exposure by saying "DON'T LOOK AT THIS"

justin such a wholesome boy

Coe is fun to watch sometimes too

Of the people that were on URealms Live, Coe was my favorite to watch, but I haven't really watched Justin stream since URealms Live was binned and he started streaming without Rob's advice basically sabotaging his streams

I think justin and coe and pause were doing Gmod streams every weekend for a while. Not sure if they are still doing it or not.

When I was watching Coe, he was doing a stream every day, not necessarily streaming one specific thing, though if it was a game that actually had an ending he'd usually play through the whole thing; the one I remember the most was the Super Mario RPG playthrough, cuz I think he had just gotten a modded SNES to be able to capture it easily and that was he first thing he played through

I don't usually follow streamers that are just playing games very much, though; Rob had shows and gimmicks, the only one I keep up with now, newLEGACYinc, has a gimmick when it comes to wrestling games, Video Games Awesome was set up like a show while I was watching, etc

I really dont watch streams either. only sometimes. most of the time I watch vods or YT of the stream after

To be fair pause hasn’t gotten many live viewers for a long time

hasn't he not been active a whole lot or at least wasn't for a while

he prob had to get a real job.

He had a kid right?

yup

wtf

I thought Pause was an actual dude

figure that kind of changes someone's priorities

Didn't know he was a female

rofl

"maybe I shouldn't spend all day playing Minecraft"

"Maybe I should pause the game and unpause life."