rawb

I don't care

its worth owning one

in what situation do you not have the essay on hand to print

you have a fucking phone

Typed it up on pictochat

reminder this dude bought some $1000 iphone

why does he not have a laptop

i put it on miiverse

Nintendo is why my essay isn't done

if you really care about your essay you should be able to recite it from memory

I wrote my essay in Mario maker with conveyer blocks

And I forgot to hit save

just mint your essay as an NFT

then you can easily get it

Sorry teacher

My wallet got hacked

my -

NO

rusp stole my joke

Insist the teacher has to buy your NFT

to get the essay

You’re getting in on the bottom floor here teacher

yeah you make them buy the NFT

then you blackmail them to start posting about how they're destroying the environment with evil crypto

and get a high grade

none of them will ever adopt

Any of those people adopting would be engaging in child endangerment

Orphans when they’re about to be adopted by a genshin impact player:

see that would be a good joke except genshin impact players wouldnt adopt an orphan because all their free time is devoted to play genshin impact

@Lute can confirm

damn

true

Ugh

Oh that FNF song

I know that one

numbers

Is he purposely misspelling words? Or has he fried his brain so much with all the weed & surrounded himself with so many tards that he's forgetting how to spell "curator" and "algorithm"?

Rob has never been good at spelling and always gets mad at people who correct him

Besides typos, I think the only time I really saw him misspell things regularly before he started going "manic" and "people > content" was in the Unforgotten Realms days, and it usually ended up spelling a word wrong in English, but spelling a French word correctly.

Like instead of typing "savior" he put "savoir" in I think episode 31.

I found it to be too frequent that the misspelling would spell a French word correctly for it to be coincidental. I guess he's just always been a fyslexic duck.

I forget, but I think he might've grown up closer to Quebec

I don't know why someone would want to live in or near Quebec.

Why would you want to not only be cold all the time, but hear French all the time.

You have to hear french all the time in Canada regardless

mandatory up until grade 9

all those 9 years did for me is I can context clue my way through a lot of sentences

But isn't it even worse in Quebec? Doesn't every sign that has text in English need to have text in French that's like 3x the size?

Yes

Quebec is french

its not that ever sign has to have french 3x the size

Yeah, fuck that noise

its that they are forced to put english on it

so they do the minimum they can get away with

similarly, we are forced to put french on everything

every product you buy in canada has french on it

all games/movies have dual french/english text on the box

What if I a buy a Chinese baby?

that is not a product in canada

Have you looked?

Yes

There are a lot of Chinese folk in BC, and a lot of heroin junkies in BC.

And I've personally witnessed junkies try to sell their kids.

there are a lot of chinese everywhere in candaa

they keep buying up our houses

It's kinda like rule34, but for junkies selling shit.

If it exists, a junkie will try to sell you it.

Unless it's an upper-class coke addict, then they'll try to get you to invest in it.

He’s definitely the kid who didn’t get a trophy on his childhood hockey team idk what sports Canadians play as children

Igloo builder?

MVP?

like bedwars?

true

simp

>"all I do now is pass baby" >"I am getting endless points from assists" Is this doublespeak for "I'm a fucking hack and have finally realized it, so I'm just going to sit on a pedestal from my past laurels of being a Z-Tier 'celebrity' and claim any success of others as my own"?