rawb

just because the directors became trans doesnt mean shit

also

this clip

from the movie

what the fuck is she saying

lmfao

legitimately

what the fuck is she saying

@Spooky Phijkchu we should group watch the matrix

She's meant to be the relatable character

its gonna be so bad

I already saw it, it's horrendous

i only make out "my life"

On christmas no less

lmao

"no way out"

Christmas is ruined

"misconceptions of the world"

thats it

Also spooky, are there any patreon posts you want leaked

now that you are paying rob for them

Blue haired whore isn't even important to the story

>watching the matrix

I don't want to kill myself

lol

and I think the last 2-3 patreon posts are ones that were locked

that we've not seen

So pika, on the checklist of terrible modern reboot tropes the new matrix checks off all but one of them

all female

is the only one

I assume

No it's killing off old characters because no one fucking dies

lmfao

thanks Pika

based capitalist rob

https://cloudnovel.net/JohnnyOmaha/novel/unforgotten-realms-hallowboleen apparently johnny made this

man, imagine if Rob released this somewhere other than Cloud Novel

which I assume is a numale fanfiction site

johnny released it but yeah

He posted it in the comments of his urealms video

7 months ago

just happened to see it

I wonder if robs gonna dm me

over subscribing to his patreon

why?

oh

i signed up a throwaway email for cloudnovel sometime ago for reasons I forgot, and it sends the weirdest spam emails.

their CEO has some weird PR OC they go by in all the emails, and in one of them they went on a long rant on how "elon musk isn't actually my boyfriend"

lmfao

definitely a rob-esque platform

Rob forced megan to feed the squirrles

>earlier this year

so yesterday?

no

this is definitely earlier

considering there is no snow

we got hit with heavy snow yesterday

then its not this year

oh

lol

These are the last live dates for all the TILII streamers

lol

even rob gave up on it

I spent about 3 minutes listening to that repeatedly, starting at normal, then going gradually slower and slower, down to 1/4 speed, and there are definitely words, but not a comprehensible sentence.

i just dont even know how that made it past the cutting room floor

without an editor going "hey she should probably do a second take or somethin"

Plot twist: It was actually supposed to be in the reboot of Requiem for a Dream.