rawb

that does not help your case

we had a vaccine food truck at work roll up

And forgot to refill them

???

i was like

isnt that like insta death

yeah ill take a large vaccine with a side of vaccines

but its not injected into the vein

so they were fine

Did your mom get the vaccine dan

I still think 30-40% of the population won't get it

i dont think so

US pop that sounds about right

Alright cool

Rest of the world, I'd guess 15-20

which is fine

i dont really pay attention to what my parents do

herd immunity and all

my parents got it

?

You talk to me everyday dude

i dont talk to gent everyday

thats a lie

NO

gent might be your father

I had to talk her out of it Rusp

but is he your daddy

maybe i am asian

Rusp, imagine if your mom/dad started playing princess connect and started talking to you about that. That is basically what dan being your son would be

oh no

i can feel my eyes closing

Oh no

Get out of here fido

Oh no

I can’t control myself

i just remembered

i can feel my dick folding

I FEEL THE URGE TO MAKE BROTH

ITS ABSORBING BACK IN

HELP

i think i had my first incident of asian driver moment the other day

as they almost ran me off the road

spooky is proof that not just asians and women cannot drive

Assassination attempt failed

how can you run off the road fatass?

more like brisk walk

my car you dumb fuck

you can fit in a car?

its called momentum physics cunt

Good retort dolfin

Showed him

True you have a lot of momentum

once i start going i cant stop

slow but large mass

actually ive had a lot of people almost just

merge into my car recently

???

like im parallel to them

and they just

literally forming a black hole

decide to switch lanes

objects are merging into you

yeah my car absorbs humans too

i lost my dog

Think about it umbreon it does

you get into the car

i think i absorbed him

you are now apart of car

@.spooky stop trying to kill dolfin

then it spits you out

basically a transformer

im at the point where small objects orbit me

like i cum and it just forms a ring

im a small saturn

ur anus

you cannot cum

does not reach escape velocity

U aint us

so it flows back into your balls

i cant shit either