rawb

rob could be a vtuber prostitute egirl

or something

good call max

ye

who got banned

afk making sandwiche

okay femoid

based

Making sandwich at 1:35 in the morning

Optimal?

yes

Speed running life any%

Can one of us become the next Dream please

But you have to cheat in a more blatant manner

imagine if rob blew up again but to dream size

and someone made him into a chair

Oh god

listen

i was sitting in bed

and really wanted a sandwich

You'd call it the empaseat

You’ll make a great wife one day max

You’re legal now

Rob is ready for you

I totally read that as En Passant

and was curious how chess came into play

Chess always comes into play

Life is just chess

Remember when max beat you at chess

And you tried to cheat

i do

We should do more phijkchu chess

I don’t know how to play chess

Well

rusp 1v1 me in 8 player chess

I know how they all move

Okay I get 7 sides you get 1

I could probably still beat you

You have to give it to him, it's his number

if you still only got 1 move per turn

Why would I spend my time learning a boring game like chess when I can play Fire Emblem: Heroes!

Ah I see...

chess doesn't have an expiration date

Rusp should master this one

The shitshire shithole maneuver

chess is a good classic game

Pika should like chess, it's very mathematical

I do like chess

I have played a lot of it

I like chess when I play against someone who knows only as much as I do

I am not a powergamer though so I know literally no openings/standardized strategies

Then no one here

You know more past how they move??

I know how they move

And that's more than you

rusp did my en passant reference fall flat on you or do you know what that is

That’s

That’s all I know

playing chess with people who dont know how to play is more fun that people who do play.

No

But do you know en pesante

I know nothing about chess

because at the end of the day there's a systematic approach to chess and that's what happens if you play with people that do

Probably

but randos think of random stuff

probably

No no nevermind

the real game is when both players are reduced to only the King Pieces

I have not played chess in years

Yeah, there are objectively correct and incorrect plays in chess

dialga that game default draws

after I want to say 5? turns

I forget

And there's ways that you can get to an unsalvageable position midgame and such

12 year old me is significantly better than current me

okay

phijkchu chess tourney

winner gets a free game from spooky

if you want more people to take part