rawb

you don't drink vodka like I do

ever had 5 oclock

big ol bottle and cheap

last time we did phiijkchu drinks night i was just drinking straight vodka

but still everclear is a better bang for buck

yes

ill match ya in vodka

Only drinking related phijkchu things I remember are things related to spooky

idc

and the one time bopit got drunk

lets get bopit in too then

when did I ever get drunk

and when did I even tell you I got drunk

you got drunk one time and joined vc

yeah it was funny

clearly I blacked out and can't remember

this was a few years back

it was very obvious you were drunk as well

i dont remember who was there

or a couple

I have been drunk like

3 times ever

and one of them was on this server

and I don't remeber ever joining vc for it

and we all remember it fondly

i guess you were so hammered you forgot

yeah but I've only been absolutly hammered like once

*twice

well how would you know if you forgot

and neither time I joined this vc

if someone else can remember this happening i think that should be good enough evidence for you

ok but

what if

this was a long time ago

you were all drunk

and don't remember that you were the ones who were drunk

pika never gets drunk, he is too enlightened and high iq to ever 'degrade his mental capabillities"

but I also don't remember that you were drunk

b/c I was drunk

only then can i pink pill him

unlikely

i have to drunk pill him first

you would have to tie him down

I have zero interest in alcohol

or

I think mint

unironically

you would have to use forceful means which is very not cool

you could convince me to go trans for the meme

put alcohol in his drink without him knowing and somehow get him to drink it

before you could make me drink

basically

neither are happening

but I think thats more likely

you go through all the steps of date rape

but instead of rape

its alcohol

what if we get water guns and shoot him in the eyes with alcohol until he is drunk

nah the alcohl is the date rape method

instead of rape

spike my alcohol with more alcohol

to date rape me

it is forcefull transition

look, if I wake up one day without my penis mint

idc if we never met up irl

I am banning you

I refuse to lose a single one of my 5.514 inches

he just doesnt want to mix together the drinks

lmao

decided to check robs reddit because why not

fucker cannot help himself despite his "I am so positive uwu" persona he is acting with

He used to pushback against assholes

oof

Spooky

SPOOKY

I just found something amazing

"looking for friends"