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Friday, May 8, 2026
It is more reasonable to assume someone was handed some drugs by a friend than I downloaded cp to hold for a friend
If spooky ever asks me to hold his cp, I will say no, not because it is cp, but because we are not friends
If that was the case, there would be a 100% trial rate, 0% conviction rate
Jury's are given pretty strict instructions on how they are to interpret the law, and what constitutes reasonable doubt
then the guy you are defending says that you told him that, and he gets a mistrial and you get disbared
It is if you say what you said
but in your hypothetical, its a surefire win to get off of it
meaning if he does not fight, the lawyer is not acting in your best interest
All I am saying is, if Guude's lawyer does the Akira slide into the courtroom, full acquittal
I am 99% on board with spookys late night skitzo deep dive
Labtec is involved in some way, you cannot tell me he is not
At a minimum, he is trying to rebound sleep with guudes wife
like, lowest possible minimum
By definition, one can look at her yes
Replying to mtcdood #mtcdood And of course because he's the middleman he gets the tax write off not the donor.
It is funny when people expect hermits who made a living playing video games aren't sorta welfare/scammy ratty people that try to subsist like bottom feeders to behave any other way a lot of the time. The minority of these people are normal.
Guude clearly has been doing this for years. Let's assume just consuming this material and nothing else or maybe something else with weird comments. In some way Jess may have gotten the hint about this or over the years someone connected to Guude was tipped off. The domestic incident happens a year ago. She posts looking for help. Typical domestic cycle she isn't ready to leave/he promises to change and lovebombs. But Labtech sees the post and reaches out. She has no real friends out there, she moved away for Guude after all. Labtech is an outlet. She shares the things Guude has done. Independently Labtech hatches this plan and maybe all he does it contact relevant agencies and tips them off. They run a honeypot sting, obviously not going to tell Jess or Labtech about their plans. Everything goes down, Labtech white knights in. Comforts her and tells her she has to leave, offers to help etc. And now if in ready to cuck Guude away. Over the next few weeks he starts doing more "speaking for Jess". With her permission he is helping her write and share statements and accounts. She cannot live in that house alone, it's too much. Labtech comes down to visit and help, eventually staying longer and longer until he can move down there.
lol
But...
Exhibit A your honor
I don't know if thats how that works...
he has for years
He has a trans arc
They's name is monica*
Internet VS GuudeBoulderfist (Mindcrack SMP)
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Deorio covers it because connor did
that'd be funny
Yeah, it was just last night
