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I think our original discussion ont his was, it was Guudes fault for overreacting and making bad choices, but the choices were made because of other people

Its hard to remember our exact discussion 2 years ago though

Don’t worry guys Mindcrack just came back! Aaaaand it’s gone again

Running a business is like that.

You get credit for all the rewards and all the hardships.

Yeah, Guude was forced to make a choice in the moment and this is what he chose

Sooory 🇨🇦 for shutting up Rob chat about Guude being a prawn enjoyer with Generikb talk.

ew a leaf

As a 🇨🇦 I forgive you

although Rob does nothing, so this is basically guude criminal arc chat mostly for a while now

As an American I forgive you and do you want a free gun

#guude-chat

Aahhhhhhhh

Too soon? Too dark?

why does the shrimp have a butt hole?

Why is the shrimp's butthole shown?

After the Akira slide shitposting, you can post anything you want

Fuck, you beat me to it Leg

It’s prawn guys

nothing is too soon here

It's baby prawn

Prawn onahole

And other items in guudes Amazon cart

One study found that while 62% of felony complaints for child sexual abuse ended in convictions, only 36% of those indicted actually went to trial, and only 5% of original allegations resulted in a trial.

I wonder how many not guilty people plea out.

Or also how many sting op first offenders plea out.

I think if they got you with having cp on your pc, unless you have an alibi to prove someone else uses the pc and downloaded it, you are kind of just fucked

so you should just plea

Some kind of "I'll save you the effort of proving knowledge by just going to prison and registering as an offender "

Get as many photos as possible of other people using your PC

Maybe get years instead of decades

It purely is a "we will not go for the absolute fuck you maximum if you save us the effort"

courts are universally overburdened, if they can get you to plea out it saves everyone time

I assume Guude et all only have to get one juror to believe there's reasonable doubt of knowledge

So both parties win in a plea

I do not think that is the case

again, if they for sure have him having cp on his machine, you are not going to convince the jury you might possibly be innocent after the lawyer explains he had tha akira slide of cp in his collection

Any criminal trial is beyond a shadow of a doubt and requires a unanimous conviction vote

Yes, but they have him having cp on his machine

So he just needs to find a fellow Minecraft enjoyer and get them in the jury

meaning he traded it to a fed probably

again, its not a reasonable doubt to say "maybe it was not his cp"

the coniction makes it clear

he got catfished

a reasonable person would see him having cp on his personal machine, and assume its his

or like

kiddie fished?

cp fished?

idk

cat phished

Possession is a political issue not a legal issue tho. People get off drug convictions by saying "That's not mine " all the time. But druggies and pedos are not the same societal risk.

They get off saying it because its a physical object

digital files leave much more of a trace

It is more reasonable to assume someone was handed some drugs by a friend than I downloaded cp to hold for a friend

my friend downloaded cp on my pc

My totally not skitzo theory is that when Rob bump into his bike before the Akira slide of p he passed it off to him

If spooky ever asks me to hold his cp, I will say no, not because it is cp, but because we are not friends

You don't think a paid lawyer can convince a bunch of boomers all these news stories about their data leaks are elite hackers out to get Guude?

If that was the case, there would be a 100% trial rate, 0% conviction rate

Jury's are given pretty strict instructions on how they are to interpret the law, and what constitutes reasonable doubt

How many of these people you think have a paid lawyer? Like 5%?

The conspiracy is Rob convinced labtec to plant cp on guude's PC with the promise that he'd be able to steal Jess for himself after the fact. 100% true verified conspiracy

If I'm getting paid pennies in tax dollars. I'm telling my client to plea and stop allegedly being a degen.

then the guy you are defending says that you told him that, and he gets a mistrial and you get disbared

It's never misconduct to tell a client to plea because their life will get ruined either way.

If it was, plea bargains would be illegal m

It is if you say what you said

Absolutely not. That lawyer is responsible, ethically, for advocating for his clients best interests. Not fighting for an acquittal and ruining his clients life in the process.

but in your hypothetical, its a surefire win to get off of it

meaning if he does not fight, the lawyer is not acting in your best interest

Sometimes that's "take the hit and move on"

Same reason companies are advised not to sue, not to collect unpaid debt, etc.

All I am saying is, if Guude's lawyer does the Akira slide into the courtroom, full acquittal

The important thing is that the results end up funny.

That guy setting up the page

makes it so sus man

I am 99% on board with spookys late night skitzo deep dive

Labtec is involved in some way, you cannot tell me he is not

at the very least