rawb

no

Vitali didn’t show up in the campaign

right he was just in the intro

and was the DD choice

Yeah

it was him or lance right

yes

Vitali would've been murdered by bopen if they chose him

Or, ageless'd

Lance shouldn’t have become ageless

we really got fucked over by not getting Lance GP, huh Of course, Rob just pushed the Lance plot onto Gwenyth anyways for O P T I M U M A N G S T

Dead people shouldn't be able to become intelligent ageless

he was introduced as a dvergr in dundinbrough

Becoming ageless is selling your soul in lore, it should be a conscious decision

I loved how the ageless rules changed like 8 times

I don’t understand how thralls and intelligent ageless can exist

thralls actively make 0 sense and undermine everything relating to the ageless as established

putting a pause on this

unless you literally make them fallout ghouls

Can we also mention how he made mermaids the original ageless

yeah that one was a little out of nowhere

And they made other ageless by sucking the souls out of people

there’s some subtext to that

seeing who’s profile avatar is a mermaid

Even though it was more like rob sucking out her life force

He did say he loved urealms more

And he killed it

Who was Justin’s murder bros character

that was long dick kobold

long con Conner yep

who got completely fucked over by the gnome event

nisovin was a god in buccaroos

that high noon

where you basically got slapped with a "go anti party" card for the rest of the campaign and then Rob complained for ages about how Justin was roleplaying

lmao

Jax Blartowitz was a good Justin character too

dude, I'm convinced to this day that Murder Bros + Bucarroos might've been the peak of URealms in it's original conciet

S2 was peak

Coe's fucking deputy for hire

and the end to the PvP just being outright one of the smartest moments we got to see from the player side

I guess maelstrom is that dumb

maelstrom is rob's insert OC

he has to be

Jack Krystal was killed by Lyns assassins

Sergio got to live

He was mind controlled right

he just got retconned into being an abuser by justin

lmao

who

sex gnome

zarlin catacombs

I didn't see anything after az gaiden

No I’m talking who to gent

Jack

Maybe I don’t believe so

This was during last beenu iirc

Do we count every character from Gobbos as killed because the entire campaign was deleted

No

idk what lore reason gobos was retconned for was, but its story is tolerable when compared to season 3

Justin was also Raynil

it was it's paladin order stuff, iirc

because it made no sense for the elf to love goblins

And that yeah

the paladin order running the arena

yeah the reason given to the audience was the "No elf would ever love goblins" which was insane

They were mind controlled

with the Medusa

it was the "The entire paladin order was mass mind controlled and executed a massive elf population And No No Noticed ™️ "

I would place unseen rogues/headhunters as the weaker season 1 campaigns instead of gobos

Unseen rogues is bottom I agree

I'll have to see on my rewatch but Gobbos tops that list for me atm

gobos was just

10 hours

Gobbos has the cardinal sin of being 8 hours of combat, and boring as fuck combat

I liked the characters they played in gobos

like holy shit I wanted to kill myself during combat 2

I feel like pre sunswords combat was just objectively worse

yeah that was the problem there's a collective like, 60 minutes of RP in Gobbos

Yes

Then he cleaned up the system a bit