politics

i mean, the parties

Labour is left, conservative is right

they have fun parties, and the whole strategic voting thing is kind of accepted as gay so they don't do that (mostly)

their system only works because people don't vote for the "lesser of two evils" like in America

Whats that little sliver of yellow, is that Reform UK but colored incorrectly?

SNP probably (scotish party)

there are like 10 other semi-regional parties

based

ah I see

Wales, N.Ireland, and SNP are the big 3 regional ones

SNP just wants to secede from the UK so they can submit to the EU instead

SNP also lost all their seats this time

Whatever makes a united ireland more likely I'm all for

lol

whoever is likely to invade ireland

I want an independent Gibraltar and Falkland Islands first

Or isle of mann

That'd be funny

Independent Falklands would probably instantly be annexed by Argentina

but that would be funny too

how about independent Pitcairn

a very moderate politician

you could say that he has a fresh take on current policies

I made that joke for myself nobody else appreciates that as much as I do

What is his tax policy

he doesn't believe in taxes however if you have too much money someone will fight you and take some if they win

digimon kind of live by the unspoken code of "everyone enjoys fighting and whoever is the strongest usually is in the right"

muggings don't happen in digimon cities someone just jumps you and demands honorable combat for the contents of your wallet

I think i'd prefer voting for a third party candidate

I think botamon would be a great president

he'd be a babbling drooling idiot sometimes but it'd be passable because he's a baby and not a senile old man being held together by handlers and drug cocktails

what if it was a baby held together with drug cocktails

I think any baby would instantly be a numemon if they got addicted to drugs

and then you just have another slimeball politician

except it's quite literal because numemon is a slug

oh I get it

That makes sense

the cons were doing so bad and people were pissed

#ZeroSeats!

then reform somehow only got 1%

which I know is due to those 14% being distributed among a bunch of districts

a labor supermaority though... rip the UK

I don't think the UK or Canada have a concept of a supermajority

I think all their voting only requires 51%

well there can't be a successful coalition opposition

Either way, this is deserved though, conservatives did nothing for the last decade of being in power unopposed

Will be interesting to see what labour even does in government, the UK is falling apart rn