politics

hypothetically not a brown person

I assume itd have to be some genetic reaction with the vaccine, and probably isn't actually replicable even if they did figure out what causes it

and likely isn't actually healthy

WHAT>

?

you're kidding me

massive explosive growth of flesh is NOT healthy?

Sorry max

ummmm

You've seen that famous story about the guy with testicle elephantitis right

they made a TLC show about him a few years ago

spooky hopes to get this in his prostate

think how much better of a football player this would have made you Rusp, if you had a 130lb bulk at centre mass

no one would be able to stop you

That was a south park episode

HE WEARS A HOODIE AS PANTS

Where does all the cum in your balls go when you ejaculate

into your mother

bazinga

Wrong gif

It was supposed to be a gif of a gun blown open to emphasize my point

That's too much liquid for such a small exit point

ok Rusp, I asked chat GPT

most of your sperm will die before getting out of your testicles if they're too big

for insemination, they need to do a sperm draw via needle

Spooky's organ popping dream job

Women like to pop pimples

Men like to pop organs

Simple math

Soon we will have relaxing satisfying organ popping videos on YouTube

Spooky would you stick a needle into an eyeball

...?

obviously not

I don't think acupuncture gives you super powers Rusp

"oh boy, if I stick this in my eye I'll be able to see better"

Spooky, why did you think that's what he was implying

Spooky I'm not saying to yourself

That's why I said into an eyeball, not your eye

After talking about popping organs I thought that would be obvious

phijkchu meetup at the capital tomorrow

Capital is being evacuated due to snow

They fear the Phijkchu

All of DC is closed

A friend living there posted pics of big fences on roads

Idk why since no ones gonna try anything