politics
Saturday, January 4, 2025
They fucked up her nipples
Dude, they didn't even try to make them the same size
one is like a whole cup size smaller
as someone who knew a girl who got tricked/dogwalked into getting breast reductions
they push it REALLY hard unnecessarily
just get one of these https://www.amazon.com/Standing-Desk-Adjustable-Portable-Wearable/dp/B0923RPG2G
if you do any sort of core strengthening yoga/pillates, not even hardcore ones
you'll be fine
You've seen that famous story about the guy with testicle elephantitis right
they made a TLC show about him a few years ago
think how much better of a football player this would have made you Rusp, if you had a 130lb bulk at centre mass
no one would be able to stop you
HE WEARS A HOODIE AS PANTS
ok Rusp, I asked chat GPT
most of your sperm will die before getting out of your testicles if they're too big
for insemination, they need to do a sperm draw via needle
...?
obviously not
I don't think acupuncture gives you super powers Rusp
"oh boy, if I stick this in my eye I'll be able to see better"
Sunday, January 5, 2025
Capital is being evacuated due to snow
They fear the Phijkchu
All of DC is closed
Monday, January 6, 2025
Since Twitter video embeds still don't and haven't worked for 1-2 years
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 Click to see attachment 🖼️
https://fixvx.com/disclosetv/status/1876299696165232792
they do if you do it right
that was clearly directed at Dolf Dialga, lol