politics

that's at least 1 whole slug that's absorbed

Bring her forbidden box of weaponry

But if you're not lanky then she won't cover enough of your body

Checkmate

I’m missing half of my brain so I don’t feel pain

Love this

rusp, so u won't take me to taco bell?

:c

I said no already

Go to bed

Somone door dash bio some taco bell

Or something

what if i say please

I can send a bomb threat to the local synagogue to summon some feds

I will say please go to bed

Yes gent, do that

rude

That will solve our issues

They'll assume the white guy did it

also we're too rural for door dash

just looked it up

Sad state of affairs

My town has not a single uber or lyft

I live in the middle of nowhere

Just create a Farmer's Only account

But for some reason we have a decent amount of doordashers

Way ahead of you

they'll bring food right away

been on there for a while

City girls just don’t get it

that's where i found my gf

I was about to say bio

Did you find her in LEAGUE OF LEGENDS??

Mint?!?! were you the gf in this story

no i found her on tinder

Don't tell me bio plays league

i play league

Don't be on those dating sites if you have a gf

Lmao

We have been found out

Dammit spooky

to fill the void of 4 hours b4 work a day i have

I have enjoyed none of this conversation

I have enjoyed all of it

You brought him here

Twice

Thanks

You would if you played League Rusp

you just don't get it

You’re right

league is awful

I’m missing out

no one likes it

Is that the gayest aspect of bio's personality

AOC plays league

Silver ranked

i just tell people i will kill them in all chat

silver

rusp you're hard stuck in silver on r6 on console don't talk shit

while i am a chad platinum player

But I have better stats

????

stay mad

bc i get carried

and u don't

My kd is like .4 above yours

Talk to me when you have a positive kd

Smh

i literally play support operators

Can't wait to have campaign ads with people throwing there league ranks at us

What a world

I literally play Tachanka

K/D determines the president

Obama wins!

tachanka's only ability is killing

Mccain wins

bush wins

Israel wins